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GIR Quotes

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Episode

GIR

GIR, reporting for duty!


GIR

I...don't...know!


GIR

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom do doom doo doom doomà


GIR

I saw a squirrel.


GIR

I wanna be a mongoose.


GIR

I do.


GIR

Can I be a mongoose dog?


GIR

Leprechauns!


GIR

Meow!


GIR

I can't take it, you're too smart for me!


GIR

That boy loves you so much!


GIR

Yes. Wait a minute... no.


GIR

I got chocolate bubblegum!


GIR

No, wait! Come back! I need stuff


GIR

Ooh! This is my favorite show!


GIR

Wait, no, this is my favorite show!


GIR

Look! It's my favorite show!


GIR

I love this show.


GIR

I'm running, I'm running!


GIR

I'm naked!


GIR

Finally.


GIR

I wanna watch the scary monkey show!


GIR

Ooo - I like madness!


GIR

Oh, I left that at home.


GIR

The guidy, chippy, thingy.


GIR

To make room for the cupcake!


GIR

I miss you, cupcake.


GIR

Aw, it likes me!


GIR

Why don't we ask the information humans for help?


GIR

Are we gonna ride the sun home?


GIR

I'm gonna eat a rat!


GIR

I smell dooky!


GIR

Woo! I like destroying!


GIR

I emptied it out


GIR

To make room for the tuna.


GIR

Hooray for Earth!


GIR

Let's go to my room, pig!


GIR

See you later, pig!


GIR

I'm gonna roll around the floor for a little bit, 'K?


GIR

Aw, somebody needs a hug!


GIR

I'm gonna hug you!


GIR

Yaaaay!!!


GIR

What?


GIR

I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me.


GIR

Ho ho ho! This is not an alien life form! He is an experimental government aircraft!


GIR

That's a government pig!


GIR

I know; I'm scared too.


GIR

Wooo! Do that again


GIR

Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!


GIR

So? He seems nice!


GIR

I like TV!


GIR

Tell me a story about giant pigs!


GIR

Yay!


GIR

Ah.


GIR

Yes.


GIR

Mmm.


GIR

I... I love you....


GIR

I had a coupon!


GIR

Yes, I will stop. I will obey.


GIR

I'm dancin' like a monkey!


GIR

Hypnotic powersà


GIR

Tacos!


GIR

Where's my moose?


GIR

I guess so.


GIR

Boring!


GIR

Do a little dance!


GIR

I'm gonna make toast!


GIR

Awww...don't be sad, master. I know what'll make you feel better.


GIR

Must obey the taco man!


GIR

I'm gonna get me some of those tacos!


GIR

Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too.


GIR

BURRITTTTTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


GIR

I love the little tacos. I love them good.


GIR

But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!


GIR

Where's my mouth?!


GIR

Wait, if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he will be your enemy so you will have to send a robot backà


GIR

Why my piggy?! I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you!


GIR

Yay, we're doomed!


GIR

Where did the last piggy go?


GIR

All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food.


GIR

That's my favorite phase!


GIR

Moosey fate, say moosey fate!


GIR

Where's Ultra-Peepi?


GIR

But Dib's seen us before and he knows where we live.


GIR

Awww... He's cute! And stinky lookin'!


GIR

I like babies!


GIR

I'm gonna play with the babies!


GIR

Babies!


GIR

Aw... I wanted to explode!


GIR

I'm guarding the house!


GIR

None may pass! You are an intruder!


GIR

Why is his head so big? Why is his head so big?!


GIR

The mystery of the prize...


GIR

Yaay! I'm gonna be sick!


GIR

I gonna watch it again!


GIR

You got any of them taquitos?


GIR

No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it!


GIR

I gotta go, pig! I'll see you later!


GIR

Are we there yet?


GIR

I can see up its nose!


GIR

Ooo - what's this do?


GIR

My taquitos!


GIR

He's so mean to my master! He not like the Zim! I seen it! Dib is bad!


GIR

I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes!


GIR

That's when the giant squirrel showed up!


GIR

And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head!


GIR

And then the squirrel flew away!


GIR

After that, he went back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys.


GIR

Me and the squirrel are friends…


GIR

Monkey!!!


GIR

Awww, your little robot boy is broken!


GIR

You get my Taquitos yet?


GIR

Taquitos!!! And a clown with no head!


GIR

Headless clown! Headless clown!


GIR

How 'bout clown Taquitos?


GIR

I don't wanna! ...Okay!


GIR

Yaaaay! It burns!


GIR

Got it. Okay. How am I doing? Okay, monkey. Got it. Okay. Okay, look out for the other monkey. Okay?


GIR

Look what I found! He smells real bad!


GIR

I know what you mean.


GIR

What you say?


GIR

No it won't!


GIR

But won't it just explode? Just like this...KABLAM!


GIR

Won't the s'plodey hurt?


GIR

But if the big s'plodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?


GIR

It's got chicken legs!


GIR

I had no idea!


GIR

I'm floatin'.


GIR

I can still see you!


GIR

The plug thing! It's not plugged!


GIR

Chicken! I'm gonna eat you!


GIR

Aww, you look so cute!


GIR

I really don't!


GIR

Hi, cow!


GIR

Cows are my friends…


GIR

I like dooky!


GIR

Weenies!


GIR

Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission!


GIR

Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet for the coming badness! Yay.


GIR

I have captured the enemy for meat testing! Praise me! Praise me!


GIR

Did ya know that?


GIR

The master is not utilizing me properly! I will show my ‘Master’ how information collecting is done!


GIR

An information center... Excellent.


GIR

I require access to all human knowledge!


GIR

Not acceptable, library drone!


GIR

The knowledge… it fills me… it is neat!


GIR

Stupidity is the enemy! Zim is enemy!


GIR

Target found! Eliminate moron!


GIR

For the good of the mission…


GIR

Yes. I didn’t like it.


GIR

Vision…impaired! Can’t see!!


GIR

Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!


GIR

He’s gettin’ eaten by a shark.


GIR

You're on fire!


GIR

Your head smells like a puppy!


GIR

Yay! Brains!


GIR

Only if you dance with me!


GIR

It's me! I was the turkey all along!


GIR

I was the turkey! Me!


GIR

Look at me go! I'm doing it!


GIR

I made mashed potatoes!


GIR

Yaaaaaay! I don't know what you just said!


GIR

I had a sammich in my head.


GIR

Yes, vermin lord!


GIR

Intruder!


GIR

Guess who made waffles!


GIR

There's waffle in 'em!


GIR

I like to make waffles…


GIR

These got peanuts and soap in 'em!


GIR

You look like you need waffles, whoo hoo hoo!


GIR

We're on TV! We're on TV!


GIR

You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?


GIR

I like corn! I do.


Dib

I try to go through Zim's trash once a week. Mostly I just find burnt gerbils and worn down rubber piggies…


GIR

I gonna eat that fish!


GIR

I got monkies in me!


GIR

I's 'sposed to call the Tallest for him! He in trouble! Woo!


GIR

And then my master flew to the moon in a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!


GIR

I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants…


GIR

We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly…


GIR

It's grotesque!


GIR

I call you a monkey. YOU A MONKEY!


GIR

And how was Skool, son?


GIR

I miss you, couch. I miss you so much!


GIR

Fooooled you! Now there's two GIR's! That's BEEF GIR! LET'S EAT'IM!


GIR

I gonna play with the cheese.


GIR

He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', 'Moose!


GIR

YAY! I get to play with the moose! Playin' with the moose!


GIR

You just gotta give him a chance, and open up his head and sleep in it like a squishy little bed.
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