Funny Facebook status? whats one you have heard?
justagudguy~PWCM~JLA
2012/08/11 07:24:32
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All men marry a Nymphomaniac. Problem is after a few months the Nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but
the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".
You know you're broke as hell when your bologna doesn't have a first name!
9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs rather than small boobs... the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys!
The show "Toddlers and Tiaras" was named that way because
"Strippers in Training" and "Mothers with Self-esteem Issues" just
wasn't as catchy.
Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but
the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".
You know you're broke as hell when your bologna doesn't have a first name!
9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs rather than small boobs... the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys!
The show "Toddlers and Tiaras" was named that way because
"Strippers in Training" and "Mothers with Self-esteem Issues" just
wasn't as catchy.
Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition
The big boobs one isn't true but it is kinda funny-or at least to me it is.