Four Guys Fishing.

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour,
the following conversation took place. First guy: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that
I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is
nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the
pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that
the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and
she said, "Wear a sweater."