Ford's new Bird Crap Sensor

by Steverno~POTL~PWCM~JLA Posted 2012/08/05 21:09:37

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☆stillthe12c☆ 2012/08/07 07:00:27

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I saw the ad several months ago and laughed until I got a headache.

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/08/06 17:12:22

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Poor bird. :(

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V~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/06 15:37:56

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Good to see that Ford is taking the problem seriously. However, I think birds will simply attack parts of the car that are not hinged (like the windshield).

Rare footage of a coordinated bird attack against a car.

I would like to see a radar and infrared based air defense system for cars. Detect incoming targets with temperature, speed, and flight profile that is typical of birds, then activate a microwave death ray to cook them in flight.

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Stevern... to V~POTL~... 2012/08/06 18:48:44 (edited)

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I thought you might get a laugh out of this video.It seems that the British did a study that determined that red cars get the most bird poop dropped on them!

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/...

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Dwight-AFCL>dogsbody 2012/08/06 14:42:12

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LOL! I need one for my garden that works on racoons and rabbits.

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Seonag 2012/08/06 12:52:46

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LOL!

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yogamartial 2012/08/06 10:42:44
Lorax 2012/08/06 03:31:33

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Funny.

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Erin V. 2012/08/06 02:52:14

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i want one!!! LOL too funny

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Artist 2012/08/05 23:42:29

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Too funny! Wish I had one...

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Texas Gal 2012/08/05 23:06:05

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Oh my word! I was stunned -- those commercials are soooo mean. I have several cats -- and I love them -- and the poor bird. :-(

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Kat 2012/08/05 22:26:01

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Cool need that on my F-150

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Pat 2012/08/05 22:22:18

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OUCH! That's nasty!

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Louisa - Enemy of the State 2012/08/05 21:54:41

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AWWWW......poor wittle boid.

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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/05 21:42:33

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That is good

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ConLibFraud 2012/08/05 21:37:40

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ROTF!

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Philo-CommieHater! 2012/08/05 21:32:58

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roflol, that is freakin' awesome! Thanks for sharing!!

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Stevern... to Philo-C... 2012/08/05 21:33:43

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You're welcome!

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Stevern... to Philo-C... 2012/08/05 21:37:32

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There's another even meaner video !

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ConLibF... to Stevern... 2012/08/05 21:38:43

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How the phuck did they do that!

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Stevern... to ConLibF... 2012/08/06 05:30:00

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They used props & special effects like in TV & the movies!

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ConLibF... to Stevern... 2012/08/06 13:41:30

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Sure looked real.

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Philo-C... to Stevern... 2012/08/05 21:43:19

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Wow. That little car REALLY hates animals!!

Do you know, are those REAL ads in the UK? 'Cause I could see it...

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Louisa ... to Stevern... 2012/08/05 21:56:30

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lol I totally understand! I have cat feet all over my cars!

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Stevern... to Louisa ... 2012/08/06 05:38:16

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I lived with a woman a while back that had several cats that like to clime on top of my car.The front hood where the cats jumped up at were getting a lot of claw marks from those cats.Due to that when a cat jumps,it has its claws fully extended out to catch on to things.The cat claws marks got to be quite a problem for me!

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Louisa ... to Stevern... 2012/08/06 13:29:08

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So it was the lady/cat or the car.......car must have won!

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Stevern... to Louisa ... 2012/08/06 15:02:17

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We broke up for other reasons (infidelity) then any problems I had with the cats jumping on top of my car.

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Louisa ... to Stevern... 2012/08/06 19:52:38

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I don't know whether to console you or to congratulate you!!!

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Stevern... to Louisa ... 2012/08/06 19:59:41

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At this point,I say congratulations is in order.She was most likely bipolar & verbally abusive too.That relationship was doomed for failure as far as I'm concerned!

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Louisa ... to Stevern... 2012/08/06 20:31:10

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OMG! Not only will I congratulate you, but I think you're one lucky dude to distance yourself from that kind of situation. Why is it that we get ourselves into stuff like this? I have too. Many years ago but the scars are still fresh!

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Stevern... to Louisa ... 2012/08/06 21:29:04

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It is old scars.I dealt with her BS in the mid 80's.Even throughout she was on her way to becoming a CPA.I couldn't deal with her "issues" and had to distance myself from her life.

What was ironic was the guy she dumped me for started physically abusing her,weeks after moving in & getting married to her.And then used his status as her husband to add his name to all her credit & savings accounts,without her knowing about it.Then took her for 1000's as he maxed out every credit card & zero out all the saving accounts she had built up. When he left her a year later!

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Louisa ... to Stevern... 2012/08/06 22:46:27

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LMAO............isn't that sweet! She got what she deserved and you sure did dodge the bullet!

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Kat to Stevern... 2012/08/05 22:27:30

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Is it self cleaning? yuck

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No nonsense NanC...don't BS... 2012/08/05 21:28:48

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That is soooooooo funny and would be a great addition to any car............

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Allbiz - PWCM - JLA 2012/08/05 21:21:34

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That is so cool. I wonder if I get buy an add-on.

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tommyg - POTL- PWCM-JLA 2012/08/05 21:21:27

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LMAO

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Boris Badinov 2012/08/05 21:20:16

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Oh, man! That's funny..

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Stevern... to Boris B... 2012/08/05 21:30:24

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I got a good chuckle out of this Brazilian car commercial too!

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Boris B... to Stevern... 2012/08/05 21:40:59

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Cool....!!!

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Dave0626 2012/08/05 21:15:04

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hahahaha...wonder if that's for real?

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