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Firearms



An attorney was driving through the country side
when his car failed him.

He looked under the hood and knocked a few items
around with a hammer. In

the process he knocked off a gas line and got his
arm soaked with gas before

getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to
start his car. Much to

his surprise it started and he headed for the
nearest town for a permanent

repair.



To celebrate his success he lit up a cigarette, at
which time his arm

exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window
hoping the wind at 50

miles per hour would put it out. He was promptly
pulled over by a local

constable and given a ticket for an illegal use of
a firearm.

In light of the rising frequency of human and grizzly bear
encounters, the

Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the
following advisory to

hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field:



It is strongly advised that outdoorsmen wear noisy
little bells on their

clothing so as not to startle grizzly bears that
aren't expecting

outdoorsmen to be walking in their habitat. It is
also strongly advised

that outdoorsmen carry non-lethal pepper spray
with them in case of an

encounter with a grizzly. The Department of
Natural Resources for Alaska

states it is a good idea to watch out for fresh
signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should be able to recognize the
difference between black bear

and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller
and contains lots of

berries and often squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop
is larger, has little

bells in it and smells like pepper.