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  • Melizmatic 2011/11/30 20:45:22
    Mine was like this...
    Melizmatic
    +20
    Let's see; how do I make this as succinct as possible?

    It was BAD, start to finish.

    First, he showed up to pick me up with an open container in his car, ie, drinking while driving.

    Then, when we arrived at the restaurant parking lot where we were dining that night, he saw a gay couple going to their car, and immediately launched into a bigoted and unnecessary rant about 'AIDS.'

    O_o

    Once inside the restaurant, he was lecherous towards our server.

    But that didn't keep him from making sleazy innuendos towards me once she went to put in our order, and all throughout the rest of the 'date.'

    Then after the food arrived, he got a phone call on his cell.

    From the look on his face, I could tell it was from a female, so I played it cool & excused myself, by going to the ladies room to give him some 'privacy.'

    Despite the fact that I intentionally took a good 10 minutes in there (when it usually only takes me two or three) he was STILL on the phone with her when I came back to the table, doing 'kissy-face' talk.

    When I mentioned it that it might be wiser to turn his phone off during a 'date', he then proceeded to call the woman he was just cooing to on the phone 10 seconds earlier 'a bitch who shouldn't have called him in the first place', then he admonished me that he 'never ...

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    Let's see; how do I make this as succinct as possible?

    It was BAD, start to finish.

    First, he showed up to pick me up with an open container in his car, ie, drinking while driving.

    Then, when we arrived at the restaurant parking lot where we were dining that night, he saw a gay couple going to their car, and immediately launched into a bigoted and unnecessary rant about 'AIDS.'

    O_o

    Once inside the restaurant, he was lecherous towards our server.

    But that didn't keep him from making sleazy innuendos towards me once she went to put in our order, and all throughout the rest of the 'date.'

    Then after the food arrived, he got a phone call on his cell.

    From the look on his face, I could tell it was from a female, so I played it cool & excused myself, by going to the ladies room to give him some 'privacy.'

    Despite the fact that I intentionally took a good 10 minutes in there (when it usually only takes me two or three) he was STILL on the phone with her when I came back to the table, doing 'kissy-face' talk.

    When I mentioned it that it might be wiser to turn his phone off during a 'date', he then proceeded to call the woman he was just cooing to on the phone 10 seconds earlier 'a bitch who shouldn't have called him in the first place', then he admonished me that he 'never turns his phone off.'

    And almost next to last, when the bill finally came, he tried to get me to pull a 'dine & dash' with him.

    I refused and he eventually paid the tab, but he stiffed the waitress.


    When he finally dropped me back off I practically fell out of the car, I was in such a rush to get the car door open, and get the hell away from him.

    Long story short; it was the worst date ever in the entire history of dating.



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  • Ben~ Libertarian Socialist 2012/02/08 05:49:27
    Mine was like this...
    Ben~ Libertarian Socialist
    I am an awkward person..... So in general I am awkward on dates haha
  • Cunningmungus 2011/12/02 18:55:18
    Mine was like this...
    Cunningmungus
    +1
    Oh it wasn't the date so much as having to confront her boyfriend the next day.... twice..
  • Deliciously Melicious 2011/12/02 16:48:06
    Mine was like this...
    Deliciously Melicious
    +2
    I don't remember.
  • Mine was like this...
    ♥EnjoyTheSilenceWhileItsThere♥
    +1
    when some guy behind us (in the movies) spilled his drink on us and his kid was kicking my chair.....but jose beat him up so the good part is jose.
  • TKramar 2011/12/01 17:12:17
    Mine was like this...
    TKramar
    +2
    I don't know if it was the food or what, but I didn't take the time to find out where the bathrooms were, and I found myself needing to vomit. So I ran out the door and puked. She never talked to me again.
  • Sam DePecan 2011/12/01 16:52:39
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    Sam DePecan
    There were no worst dates for me; only worst dates for my dates when they dated me . . .

    LOL
  • the fuze 2011/12/01 16:03:30
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    the fuze
    +1
    I have three really bad date stories that would tie for "worst" and would take WAY too long to type out.
  • Ghostie Of the Night 2011/12/01 15:39:49
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    Ghostie Of the Night
    +1
    I actually haven't been on a date :|
  • Artist 2011/12/01 15:33:13
    Mine was like this...
    Artist
    +2
    Boy! I've got to reach back for this one, lol!
    Short and to the point, the poor think acted like I was going to rape her the moment she got in the car...held on to the door handle with a death grip. My future brother-in-law set us up, bad idea. The plan was a movie (early) then dinner. I couldn't get her to talk, she acted scared the whole time so after the film I took her home...forget dinner! She practically ran to her apartment once out of the car. Weird!
    Later I found out she had an exboyfriend stalking her. He followed us around but never approached as I was a hell of a lot bigger than he was. Sad for her but it taught me a valuable lesson...when I go on a date, I make sure at least one of us had a good time!
  • Stonecipher 2011/12/01 15:13:36
    Mine was like this...
    Stonecipher
    +1
    friends first then, see how it'll developed and see from there. But hey, I only dated 2.
  • Verbal 2011/12/01 14:14:27
    Mine was like this...
    Verbal
    +1
    I thought the table next to us ordered the fish. When I saw it was chicken I knew things were on the wrong path
  • La Verbal 2011/12/01 23:20:01
    La
    +1
    I don't understand.....
  • Verbal La 2011/12/02 03:24:26
    Verbal
    Consider that a good thing lol
  • Ego Death 2011/12/01 14:13:43 (edited)
    Mine was like this...
    Ego Death
    +3
    Bad LSD and projectile vomiting.
  • XiaoKathryn c: 2011/12/01 13:46:55
    Mine was like this...
    XiaoKathryn c:
    +3
    prom last year..
  • Rogue_Loner 2011/12/01 13:01:27 (edited)
  • AMo45 Rogue_L... 2011/12/01 14:49:47
    AMo45
    +3
    Bragger...LOL
  • Rogue_L... AMo45 2011/12/01 14:50:48 (edited)
  • AMo45 Rogue_L... 2011/12/01 15:55:21
    AMo45
    +1
    Make that 5'10" and always were heels-lol You know full well I'm not a fighter..unless of course it's a self proclaimed feminist man(another classic).But the ride home you shared is why I always take my own car and meet my dates,besides the car having a SOS button and my key having a panic button it saves on uncomfortable situations or when I decide I no longer desire his company unfortunately happens more often than not.
  • Rogue_L... AMo45 2011/12/01 15:59:21 (edited)
  • AMo45 Rogue_L... 2011/12/01 16:25:25
    AMo45
    +2
    Did I mention the taser,pepper spray and mace or the GLOCK ? J/K
  • Rogue_L... AMo45 2011/12/01 19:05:25
  • I NEED A HORSE 2011/12/01 10:31:12
  • I NEED ... I NEED ... 2011/12/01 10:34:32
  • Reikyrr I NEED ... 2011/12/01 12:45:07
    Reikyrr
    +1
    Hah, you are the bad date ;), nah, Im kidding, I haven't even dated...
  • I NEED ... Reikyrr 2011/12/01 13:29:55
  • gregaj7 2011/12/01 07:41:46
    Mine was like this...
    gregaj7
    +1
    The girl was more interested in someone else she liked instead of being "all" there with me. It pretty-much turned me off from "dating".
  • JayLynx 2011/12/01 06:36:38
    Mine was like this...
    JayLynx
    +2
    Last month, my ex, drunken a bit, asking me if I wanted to be with him again. It's not fun, it's for cry!
  • Angela Chambers 2011/12/01 04:21:26
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    Angela Chambers
    +3
    I've never been on a date, and from the story Melizmatic gave, I'm glad I haven't.
  • Melizmatic Angela ... 2011/12/01 05:30:44
    Melizmatic
    +5
    Oh, don't let that deter you; I've had some totally stellar and even phenomenal dates as well.

    Its simply that this poll focused on the worst date that people have ever been on, and my story just happened to be one helluva doozie.
  • AMo45 2011/12/01 03:49:26
    Mine was like this...
    AMo45
    +4
    A classic.I meet this guy at a spot I frequent for lunch..He is sitting where I want to be .He realizes this and decides to taunt me,slowly puts on his gloves,hat ,scarf I mean really slow so I say;"What are you? A sissy your going from the building to your car.He right away assesses me as the princess type.Of course he's right but I'm unwilling to concede.We run into each other a few more times..antagonistic at best.Finally I agree to meet him for dinner his choice..called "The Place".Well I show up The shack of a building I believe is on fire from the smoke billowing from behind it..but NO it's the restaurant .A dirt lot with wire spools for tables,stumps for seats(slightly damp i may add) Wildflowers on the table(read weeds) I endure not willing to prove him correct.Well once the ant hill under my feet became active I gave in and had to make my apologies and leave. He laughing hysterically.For the past year he has tried to get me to go out with him again...I'll take a pass TYVM. the place guilford ct
  • Rogue_L... AMo45 2011/12/01 15:11:10
  • lisaokapi 2011/12/01 03:18:56
    Mine was like this...
    lisaokapi
    +2
    I went on date with a guy and the whole time he talked about his job (as a mortician) and all the gross details. He also said he hit his lip on a coffin. So when it came for the kiss at the end I flew out of that car like a bat out of hell!!
  • JayLynx lisaokapi 2011/12/01 06:42:23
    JayLynx
    +2
    At least, you had a happy ending, you escaped!
  • lisaokapi JayLynx 2011/12/02 15:04:48
    lisaokapi
    +1
    Ha Ha yep. He used to come to my house and do Elvis impressions in my driveway.
  • XRenX 2011/12/01 03:03:27
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    XRenX
    +3
    forever alone





    HA! I love him.
  • Butterb... XRenX 2011/12/01 03:06:54
    ButterbeerMe
    +1
    How could anyone not love Forever Alone?!
    :)
  • XRenX Butterb... 2011/12/01 03:08:54
    XRenX
    +1
    troll face and forever alone guy

    .........troll face doesn't :)
  • jere.chievres 2011/12/01 02:33:35
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    jere.chievres
    I'll never tell.
  • wamcalif 2011/12/01 02:26:43
    Hehe...uh I rather not say...
    wamcalif
    +2
    You really have to define "date". Does it involve an exchange of cash/credit or food stamps at the end of the evening?
    street walker

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