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Five rules to remember.

Elleryqueen 2012/07/16 03:12:03


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN
LIFE:



1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more
comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.



2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the
bastard's name.



3. Help someone when they are in trouble and
they will remember you when they're in trouble again.



4. Many people are alive only because it's
illegal to shoot them.



5. Trying
to debate with Obama voters is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean
end.

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