Five pearls of Scottish Wisdom Are you Scottish?

by FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA Posted 2011/07/27 17:39:41

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Five pearls of Scottish Wisdom

1. Money cannot buy happiness but crying in a Mercedes is more

comfortable than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but note the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man in trouble and he'll remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to eliminate them.

5. Alcohol does not solve problems, but then neither does milk.

4 people alive illegal eliminate 5 alcohol solve problems milk

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fer_reals 2011/07/27 18:07:04

hahaha

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some people are like slinkies, they serve no purpose except to make us smile when they fall down a flight of stairs?
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RavenClaw 2011/08/14 20:56:37

hahaha

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I love the leprechauns too, but I must say that I am part Scottsman and do agree with alot of what was written. "Tips and clanks his drink, Aaaargh!"

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Rachel Johnson 2011/08/02 23:48:13 (edited)

Heres a gerbil

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I just clicked on "here's a gerbil" cuz it's so random

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fer_reals 2011/07/27 18:07:04

hahaha

+3
re: 4
some people are like slinkies, they serve no purpose except to make us smile when they fall down a flight of stairs?

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Son_Of_Anubis 2011/07/27 17:55:23
FluffyC... to Son_Of_... 2011/07/28 12:28:56

lol sorry

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The polite zombie 2011/07/27 17:42:15

hahaha

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Awesome! Good advice! (But why the leprechaun?)

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FluffyC... to The pol... 2011/07/27 17:49:20

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lol cause I like leprechauns .......Thanks

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The pol... to FluffyC... 2011/07/27 20:53:15

+1
Touché.

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