Five pearls of Scottish Wisdom Are you Scottish?
FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA 2011/07/27 17:39:41
Five pearls of Scottish Wisdom
1. Money cannot buy happiness but crying in a Mercedes is more
comfortable than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but note the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man in trouble and he'll remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to eliminate them.
5. Alcohol does not solve problems, but then neither does milk.
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