Fascinate.
The teacher asked the class to use the
word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up
her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet
sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher
said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not
fascinating'.
Sally raised
her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The
teacher said, 'Well, that was good
Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word
'fascinate.'
Little Johnny
raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt
Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten
eight.'
The teacher
sat down and cried.
- Peggy 2012/07/11 12:19:22
+1I should have seen it coming.reply -
Gotta watch out for little Johnny. Thanks.reply
- DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/07/11 11:48:46+1Good one! Great morning grins... Thanks!reply
