Ever had a run in with the law??...

Yes, I was a very stupid kid. Went along with the crowd on a burglary. Assault a couple of times. Possession. Underage drinking and public intoxication. Possession. Receiving and possession. Assault. Possession. Possession. DUI and assault with a motor vehicle. Possession. DUI. Helped a guy at MCB Twenty Nine Palms when we were there from Hawaii on exercises. It was out first night there and he decided to hit on some other marine's wife at the EM club. They guy re-payed him by almost cutting his eye out. We carried him to the base hospital and got arrested for it the next day. After about 6 hours of questioning us separately they finally got the bright idea to take us to the hospital so our victim could ID us. Of course he was pissed about that since we basically saved him from losing his eye. You'd think they would have let us go after that and walk the block back to our barracks. But no...not CID and NIS. They drove us back to their offices by the front gate, about 4 miles or so. Once there they decided to grill us for another 3 or 4 hours about some semi hijacking that occurred MONTHS before we ever got there. Then we got to walk back and incur the wrath of our higher ups for being with the MP's all day rather than being at work. Kind of turned me off to the whole good Samaritan thing for a long time. A bunch of other times I don't even recall what for. Pretty much been a good boy for the last 30 years though. Karma police haven't seemed to notice how good I've been though :(