Even MORE Lil' Johnny jokes! (Some bad words, beware!)

At school Little Johnny was told by a
classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this
makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole
truth."



Little Johnny decided to go home and try it out.
He went home, and as he was greeted by his mother he said, "I know the
whole truth." His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, "Just don't
tell your father."



Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to
get home from work, and greeted him with, "I know the whole truth."
Johnny's father promptly handed him $40 and said, "Please don't say a word
to your mother!"



Very pleased, the boy was on his way to school the
next day when he saw the mailman at his front door. Little Johnny greeted him
by saying, "I know the whole truth."



The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened
his arms and said, "Then, come give your real father a big hug."

Little Johnny had never had sex in his life, so his buddy Billy
told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He
agrees.



Later, Little Johnny's in a room with the girl.
She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"



Little Johnny says, quite honestly,
"No."



She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same
question again, "Now do you know what I want?"



Again he answers, "No."



She spreads her legs spread-eagled across the bed
and asks him the same question again, "Now do you know what I want?"



Little Johnny answers, "Yeah. You want the
whole fuckin' bed to yourself."