Engineers Beware!

by K-ZOOMI-----0 Posted 2011/06/28 13:51:38

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	CHUCKLE	13 votes	59%
	I Have One...	2 votes	9%
	Let Me Explain The Technical Aspects Of Properly Filding A Map. First,...	6 votes	27%
	Undecided	1 vote	5%

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?

A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?

A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

I am not an Engineer, but this one is all me!

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?

A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong
way.

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WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA 2011/09/29 19:31:26

I Have One...

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Whizzy 2011/10/06 22:06:43 (edited)

Undecided

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this reminded me of the time I was playing RTCW online as an Engineer (one of the classes you can choose)

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K-ZOOMI... to Whizzy 2011/10/07 19:55:44

Thanks 'Whizzy'. :)

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RosaG 2011/10/06 14:55:26

*CHUCKLE*

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Nice :)

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K-ZOOMI... to RosaG 2011/10/06 21:08:33

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hehehe!
Thanks 'RosaG'. :)

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2011/10/01 23:25:56 (edited)

Let Me Explain The Technical Aspects Of Properly Filding A Map. First,...

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Maps ah maps I can't tell you how many maps my dogs have shredded. LOL

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K-ZOOMI... to Nam Era... 2011/10/03 15:01:23

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HAHAHA!
Thanks 'Vet'. :)

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WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA 2011/09/29 19:31:26

I Have One...

+4

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K-ZOOMI... to WF - Ru... 2011/09/29 21:22:29

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hehehe!
Thanks 'WF'. :)

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Dub to WF - Ru... 2011/09/30 00:53:50

+2
HAHA

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Fun-Betty 2011/09/29 17:25:23

Let Me Explain The Technical Aspects Of Properly Filding A Map. First,...

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I have to say, I have excellent map refolding skills.

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/09/29 19:26:56

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If it isn't folded correctly...I will pull of to the side of the road and make it perfect!
hahahaha!

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/29 19:27:38

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It will be folded correctly; but pulling over to the side of the road CAN be fun. ;D

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/09/29 21:22:55

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No Fun Till Map Is Folded Correctly!!!

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/09/30 00:53:49

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*giant eye roll*

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/01 22:24:52

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You would Love "folding" with me. :)

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/10/02 02:29:39

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thank God for google maps.

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/03 15:01:46

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They always give you the longest route.

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/10/03 16:23:38

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I can't find any shorter route.

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/03 18:44:17

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I know. Just ask me.

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/10/03 18:45:26

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What's the shorter route?

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/03 22:36:55

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Ask me later. ;)

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/10/03 23:33:17

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Will do

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/06 21:09:01

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I miss your sweet touch Baby!!!

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Fun-Betty to K-ZOOMI... 2011/10/07 12:59:45

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;)

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K-ZOOMI... to Fun-Betty 2011/10/07 19:55:59

+1
*wink*

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dave aka lambsev 2011/06/28 22:49:36

Let Me Explain The Technical Aspects Of Properly Filding A Map. First,...

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A definition of an engineer: "Someone who makes something move." ty to Bob B for that definition.

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K-ZOOMI... to dave ak... 2011/06/29 21:17:59

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hahaha!
Thanks 'dave'. :)

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Lynn 2011/06/28 18:41:22

Let Me Explain The Technical Aspects Of Properly Filding A Map. First,...

+3

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K-ZOOMI... to Lynn 2011/06/29 21:18:20

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Awww...
Thanks 'Lynn'. :)

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Lynn to K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/30 03:52:17

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The road map thing made me laugh cuz.... I get it.

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Pug For Huck 2011/06/28 16:38:19

*CHUCKLE*

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Since I'm an Engineering Manager, where do I fit?

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K-ZOOMI... to Pug For... 2011/06/28 16:46:24

+2

HAHAHA!
Thanks 'Pug'. :)

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Chris~BN-2.Just here to hav... 2011/06/28 16:32:36

*CHUCKLE*

+3
My cousin, who's an engineer, may hunt you down....lmao! Still, they're funny!

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/06/28 16:35:04 (edited)

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I loathe Engineers!

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Chris~B... to K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/28 16:46:01

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Oh boo, my cousin is awesome! I love him to pieces!

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/06/28 16:58:56 (edited)

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Do you know 'DAW'?

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Chris~B... to K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/28 17:09:04

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He's pretty awesome too. ^_^

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/06/29 21:18:44 (edited)

+2
Engineers...PFFFT!

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christine95~sumgirl 2011/06/28 15:25:21

*CHUCKLE*

+4
well, I actually WOULD go insane if exposed to the last one... xD

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K-ZOOMI... to christi... 2011/06/28 16:37:04

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HAHAHA!
I pulled the car over once on the highway cause my Ex was folding the map wrong. 7 lanes of Rush Hour Highway Trafficgetting us almost in 4 wrecks in 30 seconds cause SHE wasn't doing it right.
Thanks 'christine'. :)

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