Engineer Dies

by Mopeder Posted 2013/01/26 14:06:58

Related Topics: Laugh, God, Lawyer, Escalator, Comfort, Call

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An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flushing toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flushing toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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Kookieless The Sexy Nihilis... 2013/01/26 17:41:08

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John 2013/01/27 13:29:40

rubbish, no joke. There is no comfort in hell, and God needs no lawyer.

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Wyveryx 2013/01/27 11:03:56

cheers! I can't wait to tell that one to my boss!

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Hannie 2013/01/27 07:00:59

Cute.

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Sammy 2013/01/27 03:54:14

+1
I love it, i loled so hard

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dear•LT13☻ 2013/01/27 02:37:39

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BaHAhaa!!

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scbluesman13 2013/01/27 02:17:18

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C. C. Rider 2013/01/27 01:35:35

LMAO for sure!! lol

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Osama McDonalds 2013/01/27 01:24:35

YEA! Great joke, will have to tell some of my lawyer friends that one.

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Kurt 2013/01/27 00:00:35

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Rofl, that is the absolute truth.

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neil.ingram.39 2013/01/26 23:43:54

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Good! Very Good!! :-)))

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Darnel 2013/01/26 23:01:36

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Oh,.... Tha wasn't right.

LOL

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templer003 2013/01/26 22:53:35

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Ok man thats a great one.....

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Wild Dog 2013/01/26 22:04:48

+1
LMAO, good one.

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Elz 2013/01/26 20:33:12

lol I'm pretty sure God has a lawyer though.

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garyt212 2013/01/26 20:27:01

+1
Good one!

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Red Branch 2013/01/26 19:56:56

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Excellent. Simply Excellent.

Satan is giving a new arrival a tour of Hell. He opens one door and there is a beautiful woman talking to a lawyer. The new arrival asks how is that guy being punished. Satan says, "Who said he is the one being punished".

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ShadowKat 2013/01/26 19:22:34

+1

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Matt 2013/01/26 18:52:07

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Red Branch to Matt 2013/01/26 19:58:30

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What about the TSA?

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Matt to Red Branch 2013/01/27 01:21:51

I guess that some people enjoy them.

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suzzy 2013/01/26 18:19:26

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are you a satanist?

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Steelshrt 2013/01/26 18:07:49

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LMAO.... A reputation justly deserved.

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Kookieless The Sexy Nihilis... 2013/01/26 17:41:08
Lady Whitewolf 2013/01/26 17:40:56

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GOOD ONE!

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susan BN-0 2013/01/26 17:36:26

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Great joke.

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sjalan 2013/01/26 17:08:14

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ROTFLMFAO. GREAT ONE. I'll be sending this one to my daughter. Shes a lawyer and the meaning implied is very true, I had to find a better lawyer than she is to create a lawyer proof will/living will/perpetual trust so she couldn't break it.

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Steelshrt to sjalan 2013/01/26 18:08:50

Are you serious? LMAO...

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sjalan to Steelshrt 2013/01/26 18:22:35

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Yes unfortunately. She turned into everything you never want to see in daughter but expect in a schister lawyer.

AND to make matter worse, I PAID FOR HER EDUCATION!!

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Red Branch to sjalan 2013/01/26 20:01:08

You really, truly, honestly have my sympathy in that matter.

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sjalan to Red Branch 2013/01/26 20:31:51

For once Red Branch we have found a common ground in which we agree.

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Nonpartisan 2013/01/26 16:57:39

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That is a good Lawyer joke.

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Tommy to Nonpart... 2013/01/26 21:18:46

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"Good lawyer" is an oxymoron.

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Nonpart... to Tommy 2013/01/27 01:21:30

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That is true, so far I have only met one, make that three, good lawyers. I know that for two of them it was just good business and they did a good job. One of them did not even over charge me and was very good at convincing the United States Government that if they did not settle in my favor quickly some people in high places would get their tail in a wringer which would cost them their jobs, and make everyone all the way up to the President look like the crooks that they are, I liked that guy, he took a 2,000 dollar retainer and gave me most of it back when the case was settled. Frankly I would have much preferred following the strategy that he and I had planned which would have caused havoc all the way up to the President, that would have helped a lot of other people and would have been fun, however; I knew the Government management was smart enough to settle before we could get that far, too bad. The third one is the only real honest lawyer I have known, and he is poor as a church mouse, really, that is what happens when you have ethics in that business.

You are absolutely correct, all of the other lawyers who I have had anything to do with, including the Judges, are as crooked as the worst crooks that ever walked the earth.

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Tommy to Nonpart... 2013/01/27 21:48:00

I had always assumed that people who made the wrong kind of waves as far as the government machine went, ended up taking water-ski lessons with concrete skis. Perhaps it was better it ended the way it did - for your sake and that of your lawyer. Way to go for taking the suckers on though! :-)

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DJ Techzaz 2013/01/26 16:53:58

+1

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Tommy to DJ Techzaz 2013/01/26 21:17:25

+1
That was my reaction too.

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Kat ♪ 2013/01/26 16:48:02

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Old but good

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chuck 2013/01/26 15:57:08

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I like

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