Do You Want a Bearded Beer Cozy?
AdriHead
2012/06/29 23:15:42
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We've all heard of cozies. They're the knitted bundles of cuteness that you wrap around your mugs to avoid any burns you may induce from your super hot tea. Well, the same works for cold beverages. But instead of your standard knitted cozy, some Etsy users are getting a little creative. Enter: the Can Beard Cozy. Are you intrigued yet?
Some of us just aren't blessed with beautiful, flowing facial hair; this is just a simple fact. Many of us are getting tired of being mocked and ridiculed by lumberjacks and dwarves for our lack of beards, but, Etsy user armsandink has devised a brilliant solution to fortify our manhood: The Can Beard Cozy!
Read More: http://www.geekosystem.com/bearded-beer-can/
Top Opinion
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louisa 2012/07/01 04:43:51
Now question is whose beard hair is that Etsy user using??? :-0
"Dude my beer grew a beard!"
"No way :D Mine has a mustache!"
Flagging 'You" anyway because of the link that's tells about this and shows the price of buying one
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Eye
blindness in one or both eyes, decreased vision and/or other eye problems such as: blurring, bright flashes, squiggly lines, tunnel vision, decreased night vision, pain in one or both eyes, decreased tears, trouble with contact lenses, bulging eyes
Ear
tinnitus - ringing or buzzing sound, severe intolerance of noise, marked hearing impairment
Neurologic
epileptic seizures, headaches, migraines and (some severe), dizziness, unsteadiness, confusion, memory loss, severe drowsiness and sleepiness, paresthesia or numbness of the limbs, severe slurring of speech,severe hyperactivity and restless legs, atypical facial pain, severe tremors
Psychological/Psychiatric
severe depression, irritability, aggression, anxiety, personality changes, insomnia, phobias
Chest
palpitations, tachycardia, shortness of breath, recent high blood pressure
Gastrointestinal
nausea, diarrhea, sometimes with blood in stools, abdominal pain, pain when swallowing
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itching without a rash, lip and mouth reactions, hives, aggravated respiratory allergies such as asthma
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