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AdriHead 2012/06/29 23:15:42
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We've all heard of cozies. They're the knitted bundles of cuteness that you wrap around your mugs to avoid any burns you may induce from your super hot tea. Well, the same works for cold beverages. But instead of your standard knitted cozy, some Etsy users are getting a little creative. Enter: the Can Beard Cozy. Are you intrigued yet?Some of us just aren't blessed with beautiful, flowing facial hair; this is just a simple fact. Many of us are getting tired of being mocked and ridiculed by lumberjacks and dwarves for our lack of beards, but, Etsy user armsandink has devised a brilliant solution to fortify our manhood: The Can Beard Cozy!

etsy user armsandink devised brilliant solution fortify manhood beard cozy

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  • edoode 2012/07/14 12:25:40
    No, that's really weird
    edoode
    What happens if it gets lice or nits!!
  • Keegan The Fabulous 2012/07/09 01:28:53
    No, that's really weird
    Keegan The Fabulous
    But at the same time, if the cozy doesn't collect much hair over its life, it does sound like a fun idea. Especially for a Halloween costume for those of you wanting to go as a Lumberjack.
  • zcberry 2012/07/07 14:01:35
    No, that's really weird
    zcberry
    Can you say hairball!!!! LOL!!!
  • zcberry zcberry 2012/07/07 14:04:00
  • YOUR EARTH ANGEL'S REDEMPTION 2012/07/07 11:34:24
    Yes, that's awesome
    YOUR EARTH ANGEL'S REDEMPTION
    GOOD IDEA FOR THE WINTER...I COULD SEE HOW SOMEONE COULD PATENT THAT IDEA AND MAKE IT THEIR'S
  • Pendy 2012/07/04 19:31:45
    Yes, that's awesome
    Pendy
    that is awesome.
  • Marianne ☮ 2012/07/04 02:05:04
    No, that's really weird
    Marianne ☮
    WHY
  • MrsB 2012/07/03 21:35:59
    No, that's really weird
    MrsB
    Kinda strange ... I do all I can to keep the stupid cat hair out of everything ... why would I voluntarily stick it to one of my drinks?!?

    Plus, I can see the whole furry beast beer can turning into something awkward after you're toasted.
  • george 2012/07/03 20:24:10
    No, that's really weird
    george
    I don't like hair in my soup or my beer. iced cold beer
  • Viktoria 2012/07/03 17:52:21
    No, that's really weird
    Viktoria
    The idea is pretty cool but then again dont blame others if you find hair in your drink :P
  • heirsoftheking 2012/07/03 13:25:22
    No, that's really weird
    heirsoftheking
    I don't drink. This makes me less likely to drink.
  • beach bum 2012/07/03 10:35:17
    No, that's really weird
    beach bum
    no
  • Skye 2012/07/03 09:55:27
    Yes, that's awesome
    Skye
    If I could drink...
  • stl.shamrock 2012/07/03 08:37:27
    No, that's really weird
    stl.shamrock
    I already have an epic beard I'm working on... I'd hate for my beer to have better facial hair than I do.
  • fortycal_sig 2012/07/03 05:44:29
    No, that's really weird
    fortycal_sig
    Very funny, tho.
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2012/07/03 02:10:45
  • acid 2012/07/03 02:00:12
    Yes, that's awesome
    acid
    lol how utterly and completely pointless.........i love it!!!!! >.<
  • Leasheryn/Lady Willpower 2012/07/03 01:31:11
    No, that's really weird
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    Really really tacky.
  • Airhead 2012/07/03 00:45:19
    Yes, that's awesome
    Airhead
    I wonder if it would work on my dancing can...
  • dekecds 2012/07/03 00:42:51 (edited)
    Yes, that's awesome
    dekecds
    1.) I thought they were Koozies, since the original it was inspired by, the "cozy" was a military gas generator thermal jacket. (much too big to put on a can of beer!) The first patented Koozie came about in 1981 and was touted as "IT'S THE KOOZIE! LIKE AN INSULATED BEVERAGE COZY!" , where as the not-made-for-a-beverage cozy was first patented in 1921.

    2.) I didn't know people knitted them

    3.) I didn't know people knitted them for hot tea

    4.) Isn't tea drunk from a tee-tiny little cup and held by a protruding (and cool to the touch) handle in such small quantities that "hot" is not something you expect after the first sip?

    5.) Isn't today's "Cozy" a cute little name brand of Koozie for women, that appeared 30 years after the first Koozies did?

    6.) As for beer "cozy's" , as you call them. Who hasn't seen them? I have 136 different ones from the state of Texas alone, not to mention over 300 from other locations nationally and globally!
    What planet are you from? Ha! Koozies for hot tea! XD!!! You kill me!
  • Skywalker 2012/07/03 00:08:53
    Yes, that's awesome
    Skywalker
    Omfg. IVE BEEN MIND BLOWN!!
  • Quiet-is-feared 2012/07/02 17:12:21
    No, that's really weird
    Quiet-is-feared
    No?
    Wtf happens if a drunk person sees that sitting on the table, they're going to flip out thinking it's an animal or something abstract Lol.
    I don't need to be reminded of an old man every time I have a beer x)
  • Josh Robinson 2012/07/02 12:35:00
    No, that's really weird
    Josh Robinson
    +2
    Hey Hipsters..... Nobody likes your art dickface... stop having the govt pay for your extended adolescence.. and PBR..! Start a company Warhol... we have enough Lt.Dans slapping oil on canvas all day pretending they are contributing members of society. hairy hipster
  • acid Josh Ro... 2012/07/03 02:01:18
    acid
    welllll they still make more money then me......
  • Bibliop... Josh Ro... 2012/07/03 03:09:32
    Bibliophilic
    Naw, they have trust funds. How on earth would a hipster get government money?
  • Josh Ro... Bibliop... 2012/07/03 04:08:18
    Josh Robinson
    Art programs...
  • hasher 2012/07/02 11:27:54
    No, that's really weird
    hasher
    i prefer this kind: michigan beer can coozies michigan beer can coozies
  • MOMMA THOMAS 2012/07/02 10:18:55
    No, that's really weird
    MOMMA THOMAS
    WHY WOULD I WANT TO HOLD A HAIRY DRINK!
  • Brynn 2012/07/02 06:56:25
    No, that's really weird
    Brynn
    Idk a cozy for your beer??? kind of dumb.
  • hasher Brynn 2012/07/02 11:31:34
    hasher
    never seen beer cozies where have you been?? we have about at least a dozen of them. it keeps the beer cold in hot weather. beer cozies beer cozies michigan
  • wilsonmja 2012/07/02 05:24:16
    No, that's really weird
    wilsonmja
    +2
    I don't want my beer to look like a pedophile.
  • Brynn wilsonmja 2012/07/02 06:57:57
    Brynn
    Never heard of a pedo-beard always thought it was the pedo-stache.
  • Melody 2012/07/02 02:59:45
    No, that's really weird
    Melody
    Whaaa..?
  • Rubyking 2012/07/02 01:40:24
    No, that's really weird
    Rubyking
    +1
    I mean really
  • AmyMah 2012/07/01 23:16:45
    No, that's really weird
    AmyMah
    to keep beer warm?
  • Erin V. 2012/07/01 23:03:58
    No, that's really weird
    Erin V.
    +1
    EWWW....THATS DUMB AND GROSS
  • Watts 2012/07/01 19:15:37
    Yes, that's awesome
    Watts
    I already got one, but mine is natural
  • GirlyAngel<3 2012/07/01 17:04:34
    No, that's really weird
    GirlyAngel<3
    +1
    Ewww it reminds me of pubes! Ewww no gross! Just dumb. O.o
  • BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/07/01 16:31:34
    No, that's really weird
    BIG BAD JOHN R.
    +1
    WTF FOR!
  • Blonde Rebellion 2012/07/01 16:08:57
    No, that's really weird
    Blonde Rebellion
    and that's all I have to say..

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