But only when I have had milk. I am lactose intolerant and I can not control the flaus. I have found that when you break the ice, so to speak, you can make new freinds.
I very rarely fart but if I do, I can't control it or hold it up (unless it's right before a number two in which case I don't do it in front of my friends, obviously)
I know, I'm a disgusting person.