Do Aliens Worship Jesus?

American☆Atheist 2012/11/10 20:50:58
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  • caius madison 2014/04/14 12:11:29 (edited)
    caius madison
    Yeah, cause Aliens on a different planet would waste time with getting to know some human with the world's most if-fy retirement plan that so far, none of the countries whom praise him are peaceful. Huh, sounds like a general fail, though if Jesus did exist, it is not his fault. Secular Humanism for the win!
  • terryjautry 2012/12/20 02:12:08
    no, they don't. I'm sure they have their own belief and religious system. from what I can tell, and from the stories of abductions I've read about online, the numerous ones, aliens tell people of God, like they will say God sent them and in some cases they will say Jesus was one of them, and in other cases they will say Jesus was just an ordinary man. My guess is, aliens only do this to side with the humans if they have a deep belief in God. I don't think aliens care too much for God and Jesus.
  • charles nelson 2012/11/12 04:08:08
    charles nelson
    They did until they found out he didn't own a Cadillac.
  • Nick Name 2012/11/11 05:36:40
    Nick Name
    Why wouldn't they?

    reptile Jesus
  • Mr Chin 2012/11/11 05:03:05
    Mr Chin
    No,.. that would be the Allens.
    men clones
  • Sidrah Zaheer 2012/11/11 03:12:49
    Sidrah Zaheer
    I think the aliens might be worshipping God rather than Jesus.
  • Jimbo 2012/11/11 03:04:58
    Jesus was an alien.
    ancient alien jesus was an alien
    ancient alien jesus was an alien
  • hermit57 2012/11/11 00:37:41
    I'm just going by what the maintenance men at my apartment complex said. Juan and Jorge said Jesus helped them get into this country and, to get the fine jobs they have. So Jesus is very real to them! Hope that helps. XD
  • Clay Sl... hermit57 2012/11/11 13:41:10
    Clay Slayer *Shotgun Guru
    Jesus mows my lawn ever other wednesday..
  • Keegan The Fabulous 2012/11/11 00:30:15
    Keegan The Fabulous
    The same ideas about the economy and faith, but not the same person.

    Unless, of course, Jesus was really the Doctor wearing Aramaic clothing, and he was stolen by a phone box with a quirky soul.
  • User Deactivated 2012/11/11 00:02:09
    User Deactivated
    There are no aliens. They would only be aliens if they came here, if in fact any extra terrestrial life exists. Yes it's fun to imagine them, same as with ghosts and vampires and such. But until we actually meet extra terrestrial life, we won't know if Jesus went there in the flesh.
  • TrudyGirl 2012/11/10 23:19:18
    As usual not enough choices. My answer is I am not sure because I don't know them well enough to ask about religion. Second are we talking about little men from space or the people we call aliens in this country?
  • RogerCoppock 2012/11/10 23:05:06 (edited)
    Christians have had a very hard time adapting the center of their cult of personality for people outside the Middle East. Look at representations of Blond Jesus, American Indian Jesus, Asian Jesus, and African Jesus. I just doubt that they can cross the extraterrestrial species barrier, however.

    monster alien
  • Mikado Hikyuu 2012/11/10 22:56:51
    Mikado Hikyuu
    Jesus said:

    John 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

    So it could possibly refer to space aliens.

    Personally i do not worry about space aliens, they look cute and they are supposedly into anal probing so i guess they are kinky too *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*(~_0)

    What i do not believe is that they are gods.
    Ufologists who dream up grand conspiracies of 'ancient astronauts'
    are really insulting to the human race.

    They want us to believe that the space aliens who draw graffiti in wheat fields, mutilate cows and poke rural farm folks in the butt are the same space aliens who built the pyramids and were worshiped as gods?

    not very likely.
  • Chris- Demon of the PHAET 2012/11/10 22:21:12
  • sαиѕ sσℓєιℓ~ 2012/11/10 22:19:27
    sαиѕ sσℓєιℓ~
    Oh Aliens... ookayy -.-'
  • jc 2012/11/10 22:18:09
    Illegal aliens do.That's why most of them name their children Jesus. jesus the mexican
  • andrew.micheals.353 2012/11/10 22:11:35
    i don't know i have not met any maybe.
  • flaca BN-0 2012/11/10 22:07:14
    flaca BN-0
    God created everything. That means the bible is alive and well on every sentient planet.
  • America... flaca BN-0 2012/11/10 22:09:00
  • flaca BN-0 America... 2012/11/10 22:15:02
    flaca BN-0
    well duh. God created everything. That includes all planets. And since the Bible is "the word" wouldn't God want his word everywhere?
  • Augure3VI flaca BN-0 2012/11/11 03:49:28
  • America... flaca BN-0 2012/11/10 22:09:12
  • flaca BN-0 America... 2012/11/10 22:14:12
    flaca BN-0
    God planned it that way. Every planet has it's own version of Jesus. Jesus on another planet might look like Christopher from District 9.
    christopher  district 9
  • michael flaca BN-0 2012/11/11 02:55:22
    But god created animals to be subservient to us. He created a level system of natural importance. So where do we fall on this scale compared to aliens? For all we know we don't see god anymore like Abraham did because he gave up on us and we worship him to no avail. But more likely he's not real at all so.
  • Lady Wh... michael 2012/11/11 12:28:36
    Lady Whitewolf
    Cherokee here and don't buy that....

    "The animals are your Little Brothers and Sisters..."
  • flaca BN-0 America... 2012/11/11 03:50:50
    flaca BN-0
    who said he was?
  • Lady Gothika 2012/11/10 22:05:42
    Lady Gothika
    Alien's aren't stupid enough to Worship "jesus"

    Alien's Are GOD!!
  • cuzzbuzzla Lady Go... 2012/11/10 22:09:31
    If that is true they believe we have totally convoluted the meaning of God by organized religion and even they are a bit befuddled about how to handle it.
  • cuzzbuzzla 2012/11/10 21:53:22
  • oldcavpilot 2012/11/10 21:45:42
    Sure, just like Romney. Oh, wait, he doesn't, he's a Mormon.

    That's why he doesn't buy that little quip by Jesus that said 'It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven'.

    I'll bet they're having a ball watching all this.
  • cancled 2012/11/10 21:39:11
    The religious aliens do, Lol.

    And are we talking about the aliens from outer space, or the ones that cross the border into the United States, Lol.

    I'm assuming my answer applies to both, Lol.
  • Dickens 2012/11/10 21:32:36
    ...well, most of the Hispanic ones do...
  • lurx: the soda jerk 2012/11/10 21:16:04
  • TEPP 2012/11/10 21:00:40
    Probably some other outrageous dogma.
  • Idiot repubs 2012/11/10 20:54:11
    Idiot repubs
    But what if we have contact and find out they are all Scientologists?
  • Chris- ... Idiot r... 2012/11/10 22:19:37
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    lol...Maybe they follow David Koresh or Jim Jones.

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