DNC schedule released, Look accurate?

by Kat Posted 2012/05/27 20:08:00

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Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:14 PM Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"
4:49 PM Fund Raising John Edwards
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States "Occupyer Choir"

5:50 PM How I Invented The Interenet and Global Warming Al Gore
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:05 PM Real Estate Tips Barney Frank
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM Denunciation of THE N.R.A.. Barbara Boxer
10:15 PM Fund Raising Tips George Clooney
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge
&... Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagowitcz rally
11:20 PM How I Killed Bin Laden -B. Hussein Obama
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahre
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

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OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich
To be decided just before the Convention

Rust 2012/08/27 01:32:44
relic 2012/05/28 23:19:33

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Looks accurate to me.

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Stryder 2012/05/27 21:13:41

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Looks pretty spot on to me.

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mach-1 BL-106 2012/05/27 20:13:30

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Well that is pretty dang accurate coming form the NEW Democratic socialist party...

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