You got it wrong.
Guts - Trying something that scares you or seems scary.
Example: Hanging out with the guys and arriving home late when you know the wife *might* be pissed at you for it.
Balls - Doing something is dangerous because of being arrogant.
Example: Same as above, but walking in and making a comment about what she's doing (like asking if she's using the broom to clean or to fly somewhere).
Stupidity - Cheating on wife, going home with undeniable signs of cheating, smacking her on the ass and telling her, "You're next, Chubby."
Extreme stupidity - The above, while having the girlfriend with you, and the wife having a variety of relatives that already hate you that range from very successful lawyers to very trigger-happy gun-toting rednecks.
Distinction between Guts and Balls
**Bessie**
2012/06/22 13:59:38
Distinction between Guts and Balls
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, “You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in near death
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N-RagedOwner 2012/06/22 14:27:56
I prefer the word 'chutzpah'.
LOL
Guts - Trying something that scares you or seems scary.
Example: Hanging out with the guys and arriving home late when you know the wife *might* be pissed at you for it.
Balls - Doing something is dangerous because of being arrogant.
Example: Same as above, but walking in and making a comment about what she's doing (like asking if she's using the broom to clean or to fly somewhere).
Stupidity - Cheating on wife, going home with undeniable signs of cheating, smacking her on the ass and telling her, "You're next, Chubby."
Extreme stupidity - The above, while having the girlfriend with you, and the wife having a variety of relatives that already hate you that range from very successful lawyers to very trigger-happy gun-toting rednecks.
It would work like this though. Lawyer would handle the divorce and make sure that you get NOTHING of value. Only things you'd have left from the relationship would be any unpaid bills. Then once that's sorted out, the redneck relative(s) would hunt you and kill you. THEN if there are any murder charges brought up, the lawyer would represent the relative(s) and get them off free of all charges.
Then what is telling everyone they have to leave because the wife, this girl and I are going up to have some fun in the bedroom?
I'd label the last two as general jackassery- not stupidity.
Also, why are only men in these examples?