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Distinction between Guts and Balls

**Bessie** 2012/06/22 13:59:38


Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS
- is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and


having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS
- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and


slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, “You're next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in near death


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  • N-RagedOwner 2012/06/22 14:27:56
    N-RagedOwner
    +8
    You got it wrong.

    Guts - Trying something that scares you or seems scary.
    Example: Hanging out with the guys and arriving home late when you know the wife *might* be pissed at you for it.

    Balls - Doing something is dangerous because of being arrogant.
    Example: Same as above, but walking in and making a comment about what she's doing (like asking if she's using the broom to clean or to fly somewhere).

    Stupidity - Cheating on wife, going home with undeniable signs of cheating, smacking her on the ass and telling her, "You're next, Chubby."

    Extreme stupidity - The above, while having the girlfriend with you, and the wife having a variety of relatives that already hate you that range from very successful lawyers to very trigger-happy gun-toting rednecks.

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  • Staind_wolf94 2012/06/23 05:22:07
    Staind_wolf94
    +1
    hahaha I like this!!! XD
  • Bibliophilic 2012/06/22 21:57:18 (edited)
    Bibliophilic
    +2
    Naw, I've got ovaries.

    I prefer the word 'chutzpah'.

    chutzpah
  • Linnster Bibliop... 2012/06/22 23:28:54
    Linnster
    +1
    Love that word!
  • FencerCat 2012/06/22 20:53:35
    FencerCat
    +1
    Only near death? lol laughing princess
  • Biki~pwcm/potl~ 2012/06/22 19:59:19
    Biki~pwcm/potl~
    +1
    hahahahaha!! Thanks for the Friday laugh Bessie. Enjoy the new grandbaby! =-)
  • Vision of Verve 2012/06/22 19:51:09
  • Quietman ~PWCM~JLA 2012/06/22 18:08:18
    Quietman   ~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    Good one!
  • eyeballz 2012/06/22 16:36:37
    eyeballz
    +1
    Hi Bessie , you are still the best .
  • susan BN-0 2012/06/22 16:34:29
    susan BN-0
    +2
    That's funny,either way hes cruising for a bruising.
  • Lorax 2012/06/22 16:04:34
    Lorax
    +1
    Thank you. Now l know what l don't have the balls to do.
  • All American 2012/06/22 16:03:22
    All American
    +1
    Who survived to tell this tale?
  • Bob, the reasonable one 2012/06/22 15:56:24
  • Fran-Halen 2012/06/22 15:56:16
    Fran-Halen
    +1
    I think it's clear now....I'm sure of it !
  • Sam DePecan 2012/06/22 15:45:08
    Sam DePecan
    +2
    It is so funny to be reading "To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words" . . . As "Nit-pickers" is in reference to someone checking a person's hair for Body Lice and Head Lice.
  • Lerro D... Sam DeP... 2012/06/22 15:48:21
    Lerro DeHazel
    +2
    Ha! Ha! Ha! . . . . . Sam, don't make me laugh.

    LOL
  • Chris- Demon of the PHAET 2012/06/22 15:35:32
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +5
    LOL...seem that having too much guts might result in losing your balls.
  • **Bessie** Chris- ... 2012/06/22 15:40:30
    **Bessie**
    +2
    It could happen! :)
  • Chris- ... **Bessie** 2012/06/22 19:55:45
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +1
    I have no doubt. :^D
  • Woman of many faces~ijm 2012/06/22 14:59:37
    Woman of many faces~ijm
    +1
    Now that takes balls!!...Lol


    balls lol
  • **Bessie** Woman o... 2012/06/22 15:24:31
    **Bessie**
    +1
    It does!!! LOL
  • Bingo's Faddah 2012/06/22 14:47:19
    Bingo's Faddah
    +4
    Balls? Oh, yeah!

    balls yeah
  • **Bessie** Bingo's... 2012/06/22 14:52:26
    **Bessie**
    +1
    He got 'em!
  • Bingo's... **Bessie** 2012/06/22 15:21:33
    Bingo's Faddah
    +1
    Thanks for having a great sense of humor!

    humor
  • **Bessie** Bingo's... 2012/06/22 15:24:54
    **Bessie**
    +1
    The only way I know to be!
  • Charles E 2012/06/22 14:28:49
    Charles E
    +2
    LMAO. Thanks for the laugh and clarification.
  • **Bessie** Charles E 2012/06/22 14:46:15
    **Bessie**
    +1
    You are most certainly welcome! :)
  • N-RagedOwner 2012/06/22 14:27:56
    N-RagedOwner
    +8
    You got it wrong.

    Guts - Trying something that scares you or seems scary.
    Example: Hanging out with the guys and arriving home late when you know the wife *might* be pissed at you for it.

    Balls - Doing something is dangerous because of being arrogant.
    Example: Same as above, but walking in and making a comment about what she's doing (like asking if she's using the broom to clean or to fly somewhere).

    Stupidity - Cheating on wife, going home with undeniable signs of cheating, smacking her on the ass and telling her, "You're next, Chubby."

    Extreme stupidity - The above, while having the girlfriend with you, and the wife having a variety of relatives that already hate you that range from very successful lawyers to very trigger-happy gun-toting rednecks.
  • Charles E N-Raged... 2012/06/22 14:30:33
    Charles E
    +2
    You'r scarring me. Just how good is the aim of those rednecks? :-)
  • N-Raged... Charles E 2012/06/22 14:35:56
    N-RagedOwner
    +2
    Wouldn't matter. Once they've managed to get you out into the woods, it doesn't matter how many shots it takes them, they'll get you.

    It would work like this though. Lawyer would handle the divorce and make sure that you get NOTHING of value. Only things you'd have left from the relationship would be any unpaid bills. Then once that's sorted out, the redneck relative(s) would hunt you and kill you. THEN if there are any murder charges brought up, the lawyer would represent the relative(s) and get them off free of all charges.
  • cents-less N-Raged... 2012/06/22 17:59:54
    cents-less
    +1
    If this is extreme stupidity - The above, while having the girlfriend with you, and the wife having a variety of relatives that already hate you that range from very successful lawyers to very trigger-happy gun-toting rednecks.
    Then what is telling everyone they have to leave because the wife, this girl and I are going up to have some fun in the bedroom?
  • N-Raged... cents-less 2012/06/22 18:09:07
    N-RagedOwner
    +1
    It depends. If the wife is in on it, then it's having balls to announce it. If it's the same scenario that I mentioned, just with him doing that, then that'd be another example of extreme stupidity.
  • Bibliop... N-Raged... 2012/06/22 21:59:00
    Bibliophilic
    +1
    This is all very stereotypical.

    I'd label the last two as general jackassery- not stupidity.

    Also, why are only men in these examples?
  • N-Raged... Bibliop... 2012/06/23 07:50:04
    N-RagedOwner
    +1
    'Jackassery', as you call it, stems from stupidity and extreme stupidity. Look at the show 'jackass' for example. They do all sorts of extremely stupid things.
  • Aingean 2012/06/22 14:25:54
  • **Bessie** Aingean 2012/06/22 14:26:54
  • Jannis 2012/06/22 14:21:59
    Jannis
    +1
    LMAO!!!!!
  • **Bessie** Jannis 2012/06/22 14:27:02
    **Bessie**
    :)
  • gfreeman BN-0 2012/06/22 14:20:37
    gfreeman BN-0
    +2
    Sometimes your guts can end up in your balls and vice versa.
  • **Bessie** gfreema... 2012/06/22 14:23:27
  • SA 2012/06/22 14:12:12 (edited)

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