Demon-rat, Lib-turd one liners.

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his
thoughts?

A: Change.

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?

A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?

A: Elvis has been sighted.

A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for
his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.

"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat?
Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?

A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.

Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?

A: A foursome

Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?

A: Wave to him.

Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?

A: A whine cellar.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 Democrats.

Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?

A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?

A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie
said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were
smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a
horse?

A: I don't know either.

Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?

A: Some people actually like sewer rats.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.

Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?

A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A Democrat parade.

Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s
ear?

A: Data transfer.

Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?

A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: How do you plant dope?

A: Bury a Democrat.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?

A: The sack.

Q: What's the definition of a Democrat running for Congress for
the first time?

A: A mouse trying to become a rat.