# DEMENTIA QUIZ

gkirmani 2011/06/20 20:37:08
THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 60 .THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL.
DEMENTIA QUIZ
FIRST QUESTION
: Y OU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

SECOND QUESTION : I F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....? (SCROLL DOWN) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE..... WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON?? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION : V ERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE: THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR . TRY IT.
TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL? SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER..... ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ DID YOU GET 5000 ? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100 ... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR! TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? MAYBE YOU'LL GET

THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE... FOURTH QUESTION : MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ??? 2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T. HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND, I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF: A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

TELL ME PLZ:::::::DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST! ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE! HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL
You!

### Sort By Most Raves Least Raves Oldest Newest text size Opinions

• CARMEN 2011/06/30 19:58:02
• Doc 2011/06/29 02:28:24
me likey
• Thea 2011/06/25 00:54:00
I Loooove this kind of stuff!!!! My dad used to do this to us all the time.
• kresge 2011/06/23 21:05:45
Easy peasy...
• *~Chris~* 2011/06/22 19:47:08
Ha! I only got one wrong, I'm smarter than ya'll! Lol!
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/23 21:08:42
Dementia is setting in if you believe that. ^_^
• *~Chris~* K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/23 21:13:03
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/23 22:55:06
Oooh! You can scowl all you want. hehehe!
I'll just hold you tighter. ; )
• *~Chris~* K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/24 00:31:29
Punk, lol.
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/25 22:39:19
Apparently so...
• *~Chris~* K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/25 22:48:55
That's ok, I like you, punk or not. ^_^
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/25 23:56:52
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/29 20:54:08
I am Happy Chris. ^_^
• *~Chris~* K-ZOOMI... 2011/06/29 20:55:04
Me too. : )
• K-ZOOMI... *~Chris~* 2011/06/30 16:51:09
Wonderful!
• johnnywoo 2011/06/22 19:26:54
I,m going to the funny farm.
• Huki68 2011/06/22 19:26:00 (edited)
I suck lol
• mimi 2011/06/21 22:42:11
very good !!
• MeganST 2011/06/21 22:40:35
I feel very intelligent now. I actually got a few of them right. :) Very clever questions.
• mz jane 2011/06/21 22:17:52
Oh Snap! my mind is almost gone.....what to do, what to do? LOL, I liked this...Thanks!
• Nyce 2011/06/21 12:57:15
I like this..
• Myrle Hulme 2011/06/21 09:25:23
Very good, LOL
• Aunty Alez 2011/06/21 06:30:34
LOL!! :) :)
got 2 wrong but..... the math one is a bit biast! I'm not good at math :)
• zebsmom 2011/06/21 04:42:14
LOL. Thanks.
• DavidZubatuk 2011/06/21 00:11:49
Seriously? I find it disturbing anyone would miss even one of these...
• jena ^-^ 2011/06/21 00:11:00
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• ~Zaley~ 2011/06/21 00:03:00
i only got the 3rd one wrong
• The Colorful Vampire 2011/06/20 22:45:01
i got them all right but the 2nd one >.<
• bags 2011/06/20 21:46:23
I missed #2......neener neener neener!!!
• Josef 2011/06/20 21:04:53
Got right 3rd, 4th and 5th, but failed 1st and 2nd
• Bill 2011/06/20 20:57:59
Oh man I'm in dire straits here. The mental deterioration is much worse than I thought.
• meshell Bill 2011/06/20 22:09:19
with you there,lol
• Bill meshell 2011/06/20 22:16:45
I thought it was just the physical side going in the dumper! Very inconvenient getting old!!
• meshell Bill 2011/06/21 04:22:05
HAHAHA yeah it is. still have all my facalties about me, somewhere!
• Bill meshell 2011/06/21 04:48:06
I know just what you mean ! Of all the things I've lost , I really miss my mind the most. !
• meshell Bill 2011/06/21 05:21:10
lol
• MCR 2011/06/20 20:43:42
man do i suck.
• GoDucks5 2011/06/20 20:43:28
I still don't get the 3rd question. The only question I got right was the 4th question.
• The Potato Princess 2011/06/20 20:42:57
Actually, I got most of the answers right.
• emilyiscool 2011/06/20 20:40:42
dude