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Dear Abby,

Cat 2011/03/07 20:03:27
Related Topics: Lost, Style, Live
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Dear Abby,

My
husband has a long record of money problems.

He runs up huge credit-card
bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me,
saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry
about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also
he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no
longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving
a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has
gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims.

Finally, the last straw! He's demanding that before anyone can
be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so
horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed, Lost in
DC


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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. You're getting to live in the White
House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
The rest of us are stuck with the Idiot for two more
years!

Abby

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  • STU~PWCM~JLA~POTL~AFCL 2011/03/07 20:26:17
    STU~PWCM~JLA~POTL~AFCL
    +14
    Dear Lost,

    Since you are an egotistical, overspending, socialist shrew, it would seem you should appreciate your husband's deficits. They mesh well with your own. Learn to recognize good fortune when it stares you in the face. In 20 months, you and your husband will tarred, feathered, and kicked out of Camelot. So, as Dolly says, "Let's enjoy the good times while we can." In spite of no promise, you undeservedly got the rose garden, figuratively and literally. So live it up and get your thrills before we throw you out of town on your overbuilt backside.

    Abby

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