Seriously, dude! I once dated a guy who was in a frat and one his frat bros got them really bad. This guy was hairier than an ape and his bros helped him shave his entire body to try to get rid of them. I'll never forget the sight of them all in the bathroom with him in his shorts and they were shaving him with disposable Bic razors. Serves him right for picking up floozies off of 10th street!
What about crab legs?
Thanks!