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Torchy 2008/12/16 15:10:24
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I live in the Twin Cities...and it's bloody cold out. It's warmer than was predicted...at a balmy -10 below (-22 in Celcius). So let's have some fun today!!! Help me complete the sentence "It is colder than a (insert something that's hopefully funny here)!"

For example: It is colder than a toilet seat in an igloo.

And don't feel any need to be PC. :D
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  • Anna 2012/01/16 17:33:00
    It is colder than...
    Anna
    35.
  • Anna Anna 2012/01/16 17:33:54
    Anna
    Fahrenheit.
  • Garomotz 2010/01/12 18:46:43
    It is colder than a...
    Garomotz
    +3
    brass suppository.
  • poppajo8 2010/01/06 05:50:34
    It is colder than a...
    poppajo8
    +1
    witches tit in a snowman's mouth!
  • Akimnio 2009/09/30 23:05:29
    It is colder than...
    Akimnio
    +5
    the insults of an ex.........
  • Rick 2009/05/08 05:08:43
    I don't want to play....
    Rick
  • stl.shamrock 2009/02/04 20:19:19
    It is colder than...
    stl.shamrock
    +1
    ...an ex-wife waiting for an alimony check.
  • Rose 2009/01/15 20:33:36
    It is colder than a...
    Rose
    polar bears ass... sitting on a floating disk of ice.
  • Torchy Rose 2009/01/15 21:05:43
    Torchy
    Feels like it today, too!!

    feels
  • Rose Torchy 2009/01/15 21:06:27
    Rose
    lol! :P
  • bill 2009/01/10 22:44:27
    It is colder than a...
    bill
    witch's tit.
  • Decahedron~~The Frozen Flame ♂ 2009/01/01 17:53:14 (edited)
    It is colder than a...
    Decahedron~~The Frozen Flame ♂
    It's colder than a basement toilet seat!
    (Andover, Minnesota)
  • June 2008/12/23 06:38:58
    It is colder than...
    June
    +1
    a fire extinguisher's spray.
  • Torchy June 2008/12/23 13:55:38
  • Jon Bergen 2008/12/22 21:12:50
    It is colder than...
    Jon Bergen
    +1
    LOL! Was going to write:

    "Colder than a ditchdigger's ass."

    But the CartoonStock answer will do for me! ;-)
  • Jerry 2008/12/18 01:42:30
    It is colder than...
    Jerry
    +2
    witches tit
  • bccxcc 2008/12/17 20:37:24
    I don't want to play....
    bccxcc
    +2
    It's so cold, my balls are hibernating:

    play cold balls hibernating
  • ZEKE 2008/12/17 14:11:31 (edited)
    It is colder than...
    ZEKE
    +4
    Than a witches tit in a brass bra!

    colder witches tit brass bra
  • Kid Cha... ZEKE 2008/12/17 22:03:26
    Kid Charlemagne
    I am no longer afraid of Witches.....

    afraid witches
  • Suki 2008/12/17 06:12:48 (edited)
    It is colder than a...
    Suki
    +2
    frozen tundra. Last night it was 14 degrees in Lone Wolf, OK. That's a three dog night!!!

    colder 14 degrees lone wolf dog
  • Kid Charlemagne 2008/12/17 04:24:06
    It is colder than a...
    Kid Charlemagne
    +2
    Rubber McFisheries Underwear, Plug Rapid Emulsion Sick Custard Without Sustenance and Diphtheria Rustic McAlpine Splendor, Snuff Masticated Bowel-side Handset Curvaceously Mocking Squirrels, Definitely Pheasantry Daughter, Successfully Douche Dinner Bottom.
  • Torchy Kid Cha... 2008/12/17 14:07:47
    Torchy
    Lol! That's a mouthful!!
  • Garomotz Kid Cha... 2010/01/12 18:45:07 (edited)
    Garomotz
    +1
    You're cracked, Charlemagne. Do some more. Come on!
  • bxr782 2008/12/17 04:19:57
    It is colder than...
    bxr782
    +2
    ...a witch's c*nt!

    (With a brass tampon.)
  • Dina 2008/12/17 03:46:13
    It is colder than...
    Dina
    +1
    a witches nipple!!!!!
  • tallChristian 2008/12/17 02:15:14
    It is colder than...
    tallChristian
    +1
    the iceberg that sunk the titanic.
  • Squint 2008/12/17 00:55:30
    It is colder than...
    Squint
    +2
    A variation on a theme:

    It's colder than a witches tit, in a brass brassiere, on the shady side of an iceberg!
  • Go Green 2008/12/16 19:03:02
    It is colder than...
    Go Green
    +1
    Witches tit
  • Jimmy Shats 2008/12/16 18:33:46
    It is colder than...
    Jimmy Shats
    +5
    my ex girlfriend
  • Torchy Jimmy S... 2008/12/16 18:39:29 (edited)
  • Lunacat 2008/12/16 17:21:08
    It is colder than a...
    Lunacat
    +2
    Witch's tit. That's what my dad used to say.
  • oniwolf Lunacat 2008/12/16 17:52:59
  • Burnout 2008/12/16 17:18:23
    It is colder than a...
    Burnout
    +3
    witches titty in a brass braw
  • ZarDoZ69 2008/12/16 16:50:11
    It is colder than...
    ZarDoZ69
    +2
    The Old Anti-Witch (Read Herbalist/White Magic Practitioner) Adage Was/Is:"It's Colder Than A Witches Tit Outside" Seems To Be The One Your Referring To ?...
    I Mean No Defamation To Any Witches What So Ever,For All The Witches I Ever Knew Were Hot As All F*ck!!!!
  • Torchy ZarDoZ69 2008/12/16 17:01:13
    Torchy
    +3
    Oh, I've heard a lot of them...one of my faves is "it's colder than Rudolph's nuts in a headwind."

    ive heard faves colder rudolphs nuts headwind
  • Gunslinger's Grace 2008/12/16 16:06:03
    It is colder than a...
    Gunslinger's Grace
    +1
    ... thrice frozen toquito. =3
  • Bob™ the Union Ironworker 2008/12/16 16:02:28
    It is colder than a...
    Bob™ the Union Ironworker
    +1
    a well diggers ass............you guys need to steer that Alberta clipper away from northern Illinois, the cold is my me concerned about my manhood
  • Torchy Bob™ th... 2008/12/16 17:19:50
    Torchy
    I'll do my best, but I don't know where to send it!! I don't want it here either...there was a 15 car pile-up on the way to work today :S
  • Bob™ th... Torchy 2008/12/16 17:35:25
    Bob™ the Union Ironworker
    Sunday it was 50 and yesterday it was zero, I drove 30 miles on a sheet of ice on a two lane road, it was a bit hairy
  • Torchy Bob™ th... 2008/12/16 17:38:25
    Torchy
    That literally just made me shiver...

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