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Colonoscopy Joke

Marlow ~ Let There Be Light 2011/07/12 12:10:37
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Warning: This is a bit crude, if you haven't guessed by the title.





Colonoscopy exam



After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a Colonoscopy test on the National Health Service, I decided to have my next test carried out while visiting in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating.



As I laid naked on my side on the table, the nurse began the examination.



"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.



"I haven't got an erection," I said.



"No, but I have." replied the nurse.




Moral: Don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!


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  • Ego Death 2011/07/12 12:28:25 (edited)
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    Enema Joke:



    A guy goes to his doctor for treatment of constipation.



    The doctor says to the guy:

    "Look mate I'm going to need to give you an enema. Please pull down your pants and spread your cheeks".



    After the procedure the doc handed the guy a bottle of enema pills and tells him to get his wife to give him one twice a day until the bottle is empty.



    Later that day he gets his wife to give him his nightly plug and as his wife places one hand on his shoulder and the other in his ass, the guy shrieks.



    The wife says "Sorry dear, did I hurt you?".



    The guy says "No, I just realised that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders when he gave me the enema earlier today!!!".

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