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CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE!!! FOR A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

DrTim 2008/12/17 02:18:35
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> Note:
> Tequila can be either white or gold Cuervo....
>
> Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
> again, to be sure it is of the highest
> quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
> cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>
> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
> At this point it's best to make sure the
> Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
> just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
> leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
> the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
> frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
> turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
> in the beaterers just pry it loose with
> a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
> check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or
> something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
> the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
> juice and strain your nuts. Add one
> table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
> somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
> the oven.
>
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
> and try not to fall over. Don't forget
> to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
> the bowl through the window, finish the
> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
> dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS
>
>
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