CHOCOLATE.......new Vegetab......just care2shatre

Chocolate is derived from
cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.

Both are plants, which
places them in the vegetable category, too.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars contain milk, which is dairy, so
candy bars are also a health food.

Chocolate covered raisins,
cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as
you want.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,

you're eating it too slowly.

The problem:

How to get 2 pounds of
chocolate home from the store in a hot car.

The solution:

Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip:

Eat a chocolate bar before
each meal.

It'll take the edge off
your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Chocolate has many
preservatives.

Preservatives make you
look younger.

Put 'eat chocolate' at the
top of your list of things to do today.

That way, at least you'll
get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one
place.

Now, isn't that handy?

If not for chocolate, there
would be no need for control top pantyhose.

An entire garment industry
would be devastated.

You can't let that happen,
can you?

DO REMEMBER:

'Stressed' spelled
backward is 'desserts'.

Send this to four women
and you will lose two pounds.

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew),

and you will lose 10 pounds.

If you delete this
message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on
-- I didn't want to risk it, and I figured the more who knew about this
wonderful new vegetable, the more all can share
in the joy!