Chicken lips are scarce Great gay kiss-off lays a gigantic egg

Evil 1 2012/08/06 13:15:05

This was billed as the greatest protest since Occupy Wall Street. Thousands of scantily clad gay men and lesbians said they’d lock lips in a coast-to-coast red-hot make-out session.

They were to blast anti-gay-marriage comments made by Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy. But gays preferred staying home to watch “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.”

Tumbleweeds could have rolled through the Paramus Park Mall in New Jersey yesterday as a symbol for the lack of stamina in the national kissing campaign.

From Georgia to California, protests drew yawns, not saliva.

Even in Atlanta, the home of Chick-fil-A, only two dozen kissers showed up. And there was a similar lack of necking in Chicago, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and San Francisco.

At NYU, 20 people weren’t allowed in the dorm that hosts the city’s only Chick-fil-A. Just three pairs of guys kissed on the street.

In Jersey, I only found eight kissers — and two weren’t even bi!

So much for the kiss-fest. It couldn’t even draw New York’s Lesbian-in-Chief Christine Quinn, who wants to boot Chick-fil-A from the city.

This aged mall of dwindling splendor, where brow threading competes with bedazzlers, was supposed to be swarmed by thousands of folks protesting Cathy’s comments: “We are very much supportive of the family — the Biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives.”

But there wasn’t enough gay outrage to draw more than one person who was actually gay.

She was Laura Fram, 34, a gay Republican vegetarian, who said Chick-fil-A was “hateful and hurtful.”

But her main problem was that she had no one to kiss.

“If you find someone for me to kiss, I’d be willing — but only a woman,” Fram said before running to pick up her daughter.

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  • Willy 2012/08/06 23:15:52
    And since the support on August 1st was such a SUCCESS and the sick kiss-in on August 3 was such a FLOP, did you notice how the lame stream media has went totally silent on the matter?
  • ruthannhausman 2012/08/06 20:15:09
    PERFECT example of this country's hopefully ending obsession with Political Correctness. See how many of our institutions and belief systems have been attacked in courts by ACLU-type litigators over some infringement of a gay right somewhere and which results in some egregious monetary judgment and/or passage of ridiculous legislation.

    Most of the gay population in America are law-abiding, easy-going, stay-at-home "normal" folks -- I say that excepting all opinions about homosexuality, period -- who have no desire to become public spectacles or fodder for the gossip columnists. They're just looking to be treated decently, given some respect and left alone.

    But then comes the radical rabble rousers whose sole purpose in life is to keep the pot of hatred in America boiling vigorously. And they do a good job, I have to say, most of the time.

    I say regardless of your feelings about the subject matters associated with homosexuality that everybody needs to say, "Hooray for the gays" for not allowing themselves and their personal lives to be used by people whose ultimate goal is to divide this country into various segments of disruption and then to topple the United States of America into the garbage heap of socialism/communism.
  • lylamerican 2012/08/06 19:10:29
    The a war of the roses. People trying to push other people in to what they want. Either way they all loose. The gays acts like fools and the Chic-Fil-A looks like fools.
  • Don Leuty 2012/08/06 16:15:59
    Don Leuty
    A very loud bark with the bite of a gnat.
  • Red_Horse 2012/08/06 14:05:48
  • Demonic Rat Hunter 2012/08/06 13:39:51
    Demonic Rat Hunter
    Just to make the Libby homo's have kittens and whine, Stock up with lots of cans of this item. anti gay spray
  • Kat ♪ ~ ♪ 2012/08/06 13:21:28
    Kat ♪ ~ ♪
    I think they were depressed over how well the boycott went.
  • ☆astac☆~PWCM 2012/08/06 13:16:53
    Well the homo fascists were soundly rejected. This is a good thing for America, as it really bought out the hate and intolerance of the homo's and their supporters
  • sockpuppet ☆astac☆... 2012/08/06 13:53:55
    It's a young Liberal thing-- not a gay thing. These are just attention-seekers. The people who really want gay equality know that being obnoxious is not the way forward.

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