A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service
as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral... I'm a gynaecologist.
The vicar fainted.