"...and after the cats next door broke in, they chewed up the cushion and Mom's Jimmy Choo's, then tore down the curtains, and knocked over the goldfish tank and-OMG! It was scary!"...excerpt from "Lies Dogs Tell When They Are Busted"--Now in print, and free for the taking, from most puppy owners.
Honest I really didn't chew on the kitty, REALLY!! I didn't. Well maybe I licked it a lot and twirled it around in my mouth a few times but REALLY!! Now does is look hurt? I was gentle!!
*bites his arm*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG...