Caption this!

The birth of the halo...and no, that's not tobacco.

hehehe

Hey, to a Rasta, (Moses)' "Burning Bush" has a whole different meaning.

I really don't have another caption, Holy Smokes is great!!

Meant to click the other answer.
"A dinosaur taught me to do this"

LOL
Either choice works - both were tongue in cheek with the intent to annoy holy rollers.

I need that costume for a halloween party I am going to this year. FUN stuff!
Too bad it wasn't purple.

Now that's pushing good taste. By the way who's the white guy smoking?

Why... that's Republican Jesus

Oh. That guy

^^^^^ LMAO!

filling in for the Marlboro Man.

"Where do You want to spend Eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking?

Non-smoking --- I don't care who that Jesus thinks he is, but he is not blowing smoke any where near me.

He has no say in what the picture depicts so don't blame Him (didn't He take plenty already?). It's His (ahem) followers that's the problem.

Perfect!

"No one takes me seriously any more but at least I can still amuse small children.

I hear the calliope playing in the background.

Is it crashing to the ground?

That would be Paul formerly known as Saul.


Hmmm. I wonder if that is where Prince go the idea to be known as "Formerly Known as".

I'M JESUS FOR CHRISTS SAKE! You think I'd be able to blow ONE SQUARE smoke ring!

How many more of these do you angels need for that ring toss game of yours?

Here Peter, one halo coming right up!

I don't think it's a good idea to stir the pot.

If you want to make zealots' heads explode, use logic and reason they can't refute. Point out the inconsistencies and hypocrisy in their own words.

But making fun of a significantly, religiously important symbol or person isn't just going to set off the zealots-- actually, it probably won't, because they've seen it all before-- it's going to get almost all Christians riled up and upset.

Your attacks must be pointed, narrowed, strong, and concise.

Slapping something insulting on an already insulting picture of Jesus and posting it is just blowing up a minefield without caring who gets hit.

Interesting point...
Perhaps why I posted this under fun instead of Religion theme groups or tags.

Thanks though! Appreciate the advice.

I have fun tormenting Pentecostals, I can sass them with Bible verse (NIV) and they can't argue back..
One of the Pastors claims to be an expert in denial and (with his wife's permission) I can take some air out.

You are a "blessing" [snark]

So glad to have you around!

"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks

"Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meager and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist.
With a flavor of Will-o'-the Wisp.

"Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
And dines on the following day.

"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
And it always look grave at a pun.

"The fourth is its fondness for bathing machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes—
A sentiment open to doubt.

"The fifth is ambition. Its next wqill be right
To describe each particular:
Distinguished those that have feathers, and bite,
From those that have whiskers, and scratch.

"For although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
Yet I feel it my duty to say
Some are Boojums——" The Bellmam broke off in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.

So! What's your addiction?