The big one burned his lips trying to blow it up and the little one is racing him to the hospital. But yeah, til he gits back, I'll show ya a ride, Tommy!
...so let me get this straight Dad, 20 years ago when that chick Goldilocks came for a visit, you had an affair with her and she is my real mother, now I understand why I don't look like my brother and sister...
Young man: "But Mr. Johnson, the extraterrestrials from sector 13 1/2 replaced my friends with Teddy Bears from the planet Lunatic!!!"
Mr. Johnson: "Son, I'm afraid that you have lost your marbles. There is no such thing as sector 13 1/2. It's fiction."
Young Man: "No, it's true really!!! The extraterrestrials came to my house and said they were going to "kidnap" my friends and leave Teddy Bears in their place! And that's what they did!!"
Mr. Johnson: "Son, I'm going to call the men in the white coats now. I think You have cracked up. I knew those mushrooms would eventually make you all wacked."
BMW bike with side car....... 5,000.00
Assorted Stuffed bears........300.00
Used Bear costume that smells like pee......... 5.95
The ability to still embarrass the Crap out of your smart mouth punk A$& son..........Priceless
Man in leather is looking down. Man in furry bear suit says were you expecting to see one on this suit? Sorry to many people won't allow a natural part on it yet. Sorry to Disappoint you.
Who are the two fools standing next to us?
Mr. Johnson: "Son, I'm afraid that you have lost your marbles. There is no such thing as sector 13 1/2. It's fiction."
Young Man: "No, it's true really!!! The extraterrestrials came to my house and said they were going to "kidnap" my friends and leave Teddy Bears in their place! And that's what they did!!"
Mr. Johnson: "Son, I'm going to call the men in the white coats now. I think You have cracked up. I knew those mushrooms would eventually make you all wacked."
Assorted Stuffed bears........300.00
Used Bear costume that smells like pee......... 5.95
The ability to still embarrass the Crap out of your smart mouth punk A$& son..........Priceless
Bear2: Literally.