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Send in Vinny the weasel, I've got something for him.

"....the one to beat.."

joe biden "obama has a big stick I've seen it".

I said cut the defense budget. These baseball bats are perfectly adequate for our national defense.

'so you are saying: 'If I become a Free mason, I won't be the next president to be assassinated???'

'That wasn't what you expected , was it?' :D

Yeah Eric…I’m holding the actual bat the Black Panthers used. Now that my fingerprints are on it, I’m going to burn it in the Oval Office fireplace.

And should anyone question why I’ve built a fire when its 90 degrees outside, I’ll call on our Panther friends again.

what dat cracka do?

... Yes, I have it right here. Come by my office. Remember, you have to make it look like an accident. Break her kneecaps first. Oh yeah, and wear a silly wig too!

"Hello, Domino's? This is your president speaking and I would like to order 20 pepperoni pies for my softball team." They're free right? Ok I'll send my limo!

What do you mean you don't deliver?

Yes secret service..., this is the "SYMBOLIC" bat that "DEPICTS" the ass whipping I gave John McCain and Sarah Palin....And the one that WILL DEPICT the ass whipping I'm going to give Mitt out of touch Romney...!

By the way could you get a case of preparationH read to send Romney in November.., because after I kick his ass this November he's going to be a bit sore...JOMO

Bernake, I swear, if I win this election and the economy doesn't recover, I will, personally, bash your head in! So get out of bed, and do whatever it is you do over there and fix it!

Hello Mishelle, I wish Hellary would let me have a gun!

Hey Tiger buddy. When do I use this new club I found in my golf bag?

The apocalypse started, just wanted to let you know that I might be a bit late coming home today.

Hello is this the rep from preparation H ? Where do you want me to put this again ? That is what everyone says , Thank You.

"I will have more flexibility when Michelle takes the kids on vacation again."

Yes Comrade, I have a new Executive Order, No More White Baseball

And people here on Soda Head call me "RACIST"...Go figure....! And then turn around and say race have nothing to do with the dislike for President Obama here on Soda Head Yeah Right...JOMO

I just hate OHBOBO I could care less what color he is, how about I make it just make it no more Baseball at all since the Jerk Wad has shown he is pretty much against our national Pastimes except in an election year

Not sure I agree with that.., but I respect your right to like or dislike what you choose...JOMO

Whats race got to do..... gotta do with it....:D Whats race but a second hand emotion...

'Did that go the way you thought it would? Nope'

It has everything to do with it and the fact that you choose not to see it means absolutely nothing... So you can try this on for size...Whats your blindness gotta do...gotta do with it...Whats blindness but a second hand emotion....

"DId that go the way you thought it would...? Nope...!" JOMO

LOLOLOL Cruel people will prejudice against anything they feel they can.
Do you think cause you are black...you are the only one that has suffered this.
People of all colors suffers at the hands of ignorance and cruelty every day.

And yes i have and do see the opression of the black culture. So me not blind..lol
I have heard the opression of the black culture..So me not deaf either lol
I have Expressed my anger towards any opression of anybody, So me not dumb either. :D

You are holding a deep seeded anger...I understand that too....but knowing that that anger can cause you to believe all is an atttack on your race....or cause you great distress is only hurting you.

I have read most of these posts here, on this subject here, and have not seen racism as you state and react too....All white people are not racist!! All black people are not racist! and so on.

I have had black people be racist against me for being white. Did I say i hate all blacks now???? no....everyone is an individual...some with more bugs up their ass than others.

Gaining an objective....and opening your eyes and ears might be a good start!

'And...Learning when to walk away and knowing when to run' So know when to hold em and know when to fold em'

Peace

His Love.., what the F*^K are you talking about..., I am not angry about anything.., and I have said repeatedly that racism is an action that has been leveled against people of all walks of life.. Even white people due to affirmative actions.. Now you say you aren't dumb but your response truly is.., you are attempting to rebuttal my previous response..,there is just one little problem.., none of what you are saying has absolutely nothing to do with anything I have said...

So when you are ready to address accurately what I am saying I am not interested in continuing this conversation...Enjoy...JOMO

of course you not an angry fella? :P
your inability to comprehend my messages is hardly a reflection of my own intelligence but possibly your ignorance? Sure glad to see you have spell check now! :D Enjoy.....................you like a wave that lost his way..what do they call that..oh right... tsunami? :DDDDDDDDDDDD

His Love at one point I was of the impression that I was talking with an adult.. Based on this response from you I now realize that I am talking to a child...You see only children resort to name calling and attempts to be insulting when things don't go their way....

Your behavior reflects you have no ability to show respect for others opinion when it does not agree with yours....And it seems strange everyone else that has followed this thread and my response can tell I understood your posting just fine...Peace of friendly advice maybe you should consider learning to widen your perspectives...JOMO

Sure looks like a long bat!!!!
I think he is compensating for something
He is half white afterall.

I mean Really...? In 2012....? This is sad....!JOMO

Sad but still funny

Yeah there was a time that some thought it was funny how PEOPLE kicked as they swung from a tree...I guess it all comes down to what a person fine humor in... Sad.., Sad..., Sad..., JOMO

You did not think Blazing Saddles was funny - but then again you were probably too proper to watch that

Squatch.., Actually I'm not a proper kind of guy at all.., in fact I am a very diverse kind of guy... Here is why I somewhat take issue with this matter.., it's kinda like choosing the proper time to tell jokes about a plane crash. If you are on the ground and is not in a posture where anyone is about to take a plane trip it's ok. On the other hand.., sitting on the runway talking to the person next to you about all the different kind of way a plane can crash.....

Point being.., based on the tempo of all that is going on..., now is not the time to be alluding to race jokes.., especially here on this racist site. I do agree that a lot of the time the race card should not be played... But it is obviously apparent why Obama is hated here on Soda Head....

Besize...if you want to call someone proper, Mitt The Twit Romney has sat the bar pretty high as to what proper looks like... This guy is so proper when he is around everyday people he looks like a fish out of water... So please if you are going to try an insult me..., at least accuse me of something I can measure up to...JOMO

It was not a race joke - it was a joke about the size of his penis - I used to play college football so trust me I have justification for making that joke - there are plenty of jokes floating around - even in the movie Shrek that are very similar to this that do not carry penis size thing into the "I want to hang a black guy" arena the way you are suggesting

Squatch you are talking about two totally different arenas.., the sports arena and then the Soda Head arena and in my mind you may be completely correct in your assessment.. But as I said earlier it is all about where the joke is being told... Even if I were to buy into your analogy..,

There is also water melon and fried chicken jokes where blacks are concern....So I stand by the fact it is all about where the joke is being told and under what circumstances... And based on it being here on Soda Head..., in my opinion it had racial connotations attached to it...JOMO

Right - I know and from being an athlete in my younger days and having plenty of black friends that racial humor is a give and take between blacks and whites. I have certainly been the brunt of a few jokes myself, but that is what it is to me - humor.
I mean good Lord - have you ever listened to Chris Rock.
I am not saying you are totally wrong, just please do not lump me into the crowd burning crosses.

Squatch..., I got it.., and understand your point clearly..., your point is well taken and appreciated....Thank you for taking the time and the higher ground...JOMO

I think it would be fair to say we all like fried chicken and watermelon..right people?? Sometimes one can become so pre-occupied with looking for stick up someone elses' ass....That they forget about the one they still have stuck in their own..

No rudeness intended just an observation. Different situations in life can cause certain people...to be extra sensitive or to feel attacked. Yes blacks have been oppressed in the past and still currently..especially in America.... The Poor are also oppressed....The middle eastern are centered out and called names...as if they all are terrorists......Believe it or not Jomo.....white people oppress other white people too....These are just bad people.....who have severe issues....and need to control anything or anyone they feel they can...to feel a short-lived sense of power within themselves.....sometimes one must take a step back try to gain an objective....to see it for what it is....and remember your reaction here.....shows a few unresolved issues you too , could work on .

Peace

jomo...what do you like about president Obama? What don't you like?

His Love... "what do you like about president Obama? What don't you like?" Is not the topic of this page posting..., your question is as off topic as Romney is about fixing America's problem... It never cease to amaze me how people here on Soda Head will use every opportunity to promote their beliefs even when it has absolutely nothing to do with the current conversation.., Go figure...JOMO