How in the world can that be racist? Haven't you ever heard "Polly want a cracker"? I am pretty sure everyone understood it to be a play on the normal "say cheese".
come on kid you can do better than this. hey Ralph where is that DAMN professional photographer i paid good money for? i mean what the hell is this? when i asked for a professional i meant PROFESSIONAL. NOT a child. so lets cut the bird-discrimination you racist and get me a REAL professional
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Bird: "When I asked for a cracker, this isn't what I meant."
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Bird: "Can you Photoshop this if I'm not hot enough?"
The result: