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I'm glad I finally found you after all these years, my child! Are you happy to see me too?



monkey: NO.

Woman: "No, I'm not Alex Wagner from MSNBC."

Monkey: *sighs* "Ok, but you can't have my guns either."

May I call you Mom ???

Mom, I found this lamp, see, and this thing came out named Genie, see, and it said something about three wishes, see, and I said, "Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?" and then...

Bowling ball? What bowling ball? I done see no bowling ball.

I am very shy but can I ask you out on a date?

I can't see my penis.......

No hug?, I need a hug.

Is this my mirror image? Or: Where did my parents go wrong?

Why won't you date me

"Doris we went over this already...i'm not gonna let you hold me without at least 3 more bananas..."

I thought I'd bring you bananas but suddenly I realised they were gone... Something had eaten them.
I know right! =D

you stole my banana ... you stupid bitch.

Ha, ha, OK Shorty, Give it up! Where did You hide that little Soccer Ball?

Are you my MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY?

PLEEEEEEEZE may I go to the Orangutanning Parlor?

(Gotta LOVE that third world squat!)

Ten out of ten for longevity on this one!

"You didn't tell me the Wax Salon was closed today!"

"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Phyllis?"

No fur...but still cute!

No offense, but I prefer not to date guys shorter than me.

"You poor boy, that is a little ding-a-ling..."

'Wanna play with my banana?"

Sorry mom I will not mast****** in public again

Yes, I took the last banana.

Lady says; "Oh, how adorable!"
Monkey thing whispers; "Yes....yes....keep thinkin that..." *Shifty eyes*
Lady says; "Oh I just want to eat him all up. Look at those little hairs!"
Monkey thing smiles and says with such adorable eyes; "Which hairs ya talking bowt babe...I got armpit ones, shoulder ones and..." Monkey thing looks down and up. "...and ones ain't ya seen in places before!" Winks*

haha nice :XD

Thanks. I try. *Shrugs*

I dont know what your laughing at, its cold out here today

All the other apes get to swing around and have fun why can,t I?

"Can I keep the cookie ... please"

"I can't remember the last time I could see my dick when I pee'd!"

It's not you, it's me.

Yes, I will go to the prom with you!

dude i cant see my toes.cool

Never laugh at a penis

this is my best human impression

Obama begs an illegal alien to vote for him in 2012.

I think I'm done responding to you on the other topic. If even this topic makes you think of your hatred for Obama and illegal immigrants, you are not worth my time. As such, my final point to you is this:

YOU are an illegal alien. All of us are. The only people here legally are the native americans. We all came here generations ago, unlawfully, and stole this land from those who lived here. We took all of their land, took all of their jobs, and destroyed their entire culture. By your logic on the other topic, we should ALL be shipped back home and have explosive collars attached to us so that we never come back here again.

You are obviously far too obsessed with your hatred to see anything else, and I recommend you seek professional help.

Educate yourself - The first inhabitants of this country / continent came from EUROPE, as proven by modern scientists...

http://www.sciencedaily.com/r...