My stupid #$%# owners got me dressed up like this making me look like a damn fool. Don't they know that I'm a dog, but no, they got me dressed up in this monkey suit. Who do they think I am? The President of the United States?
"This is an outrage! I got a contract! Its not MIB without me!" The pug from MIB stated before suing Columbia for cutting him from the film. When reached for comment the studio claims his scene had to much nudity for a PG-13 rating.
We were busted after the prom. We looked forward to life that our great-grandparents had just breeding a lot. Now we are seizure dogs. It's fine. The peeps need us & we do what we have to but it's just not the same as breeding all day & night.
After today's ObamaScare court ruling, a new caption is needed: This dog is how a lot of people will be looking before long as more people become unemployed.
But his Belle is a no-show.
Sad Pug learns his first lesson
Of being stood-up!
R.I.P