Billy Mays newly reincarnated quickly landed his first endorsement for new and improved baby beard in a bottle but call now supplies are limited and for the first 100 callers we are throwing in the new ShamWow baby bib
"I'm gonna kick Gerard Butler's butt,as the baby King Leonidas in the next movie about Spartans!"
or
"I wonder why mommy is hesitant about nursing me?"
I went in a afraid little sperm, and came out a brave baby.
or
"I wonder why mommy is hesitant about nursing me?"
The doctor threw in age-reassignment surgery for free!
Who knew?!?
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Reminds me of me when I was a baby