(with a heavy Russian accent) Calling ALL kitties - Josh just got into bed. He left the kitchen window open. Prepare for evacuation. I repeat - prepare for evacuation - now!! The moment is upon us. HURRY, or you'll live to regret it!!"
"Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air"
Ok fans on the big KCat radio network our next big tune we will be playing is What's New Pussy Cat. A big Meow goes out to all you cats and jammers out there/
"I am here to endorse the re-election of President Barack Obama. He is the first President in our history who admits he has eaten dog meat. He does not eat cat meat. He is our kind of President, unlike former President Clinton who used to enjoy pussy!"
I suppose it is in the rather vain and forlorn hope that perhaps someone somewhere will take note and say "hey that guy Jim has a fair point - nearly all of our 'caption this' feature a cat or a kitten - it is time for a change - let's try a Caption This that does not have a cat." In my most humble of opinions, a cute cuddly furry animal, while having a lot of the "awwwwww" factor, does not necessarily lend itself to the expression of sardonic humour.
Okay Jim & Boris, lay off the kitties!! There's something mentally wrong with people who don't like cats! Obviously the rest of the world who visit the web and YouTube and the rest are not tired of cats yet, and they never will, so either give up the internet or convert to Cat-Lovers-Anonymous like the rest of us.
Hee hee! Hey - if you read my missive above you'll see I conceded that they are cute and cuddly. What I was hinting at was that sometimes you can just have too much of a good thing!
Having too much of a good thing, like chocolate, ice cream, or bacon can be bad for you, true. But there's no such thing as having too much cuteness, or cute-kitty-overload ever sending anyone to rehab! And as someone who (I was told) used to have a Siamese tom cat sleep with me in my crib as a baby, I can attest to never having had too much of kitties yet! (My 10 yr. old cat, Angelina, is right here, laying near me as I'm on the computer, and her feelings would be hurt if anyone told her she's too much cute to handle!
Now you can see why I'm not a comedian
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air"
PS I am sooo stealing that graphic!