George the Dog: "Howie, I'm seriously thinking about running for president. The Republicans and the Democrats are just killing each other, not working together. I think we should have a Canine Party where everything goes. Do I have your vote?"
Howie the Deer: "You got it buddy. It's time to bust the parties to shreds and start all over!"
George the Dog: "Great! The only think I'll require from the American people is back rubs and dog biscuits, how about you?"
Howie the Deer: "A nice shelter for my wife and kids during the winter time. There is no damned place to go in the woods anymore, too many !#$#$!#! developments and HUMANS. They've left us no place to live damn them!"
George the Dog: "Done. As president that's the first thing I'm going to do for you dude!"
Howie the Deer: "You got it buddy. It's time to bust the parties to shreds and start all over!"
George the Dog: "Great! The only think I'll require from the American people is back rubs and dog biscuits, how about you?"
Howie the Deer: "A nice shelter for my wife and kids during the winter time. There is no damned place to go in the woods anymore, too many !#$#$!#! developments and HUMANS. They've left us no place to live damn them!"
George the Dog: "Done. As president that's the first thing I'm going to do for you dude!"
They got me for trespassing, what'd they get you for?