First of all, Bama-Boy is NOT president, he's an illegal squatter at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC and like all illegal squatters, he should be evicted with extreme force if necessary.
Second of all Michelle is not First Lady (since Bama-Boy is not president)... How about First-Squatter-Ho?
The real question is though, "Who is the real father of the kids?" If it was Bama-Boy, then it must have been artificial insemination since Bama-Boy doesn't exactly swing that way -- just do a Google search on "obama down low" and you'll see what I mean...
Three little monkeys jumping on a pot
One jumped in cause he was hot
One took a sip and it hit the spot
The other said, "Oh no, I just cannot!"
and he drank from the spigot like a prissy pot
Second of all Michelle is not First Lady (since Bama-Boy is not president)... How about First-Squatter-Ho?
The real question is though, "Who is the real father of the kids?" If it was Bama-Boy, then it must have been artificial insemination since Bama-Boy doesn't exactly swing that way -- just do a Google search on "obama down low" and you'll see what I mean...
You are clearly out there - I am blocking you....lol
One jumped in cause he was hot
One took a sip and it hit the spot
The other said, "Oh no, I just cannot!"
and he drank from the spigot like a prissy pot
WE, MONKEYS HEAR NOTHING!
WE, MONKEYS SAY NOTHING!
WE, MONKEYS ARE TOO BUSY
GETTING DRUNK ON RUM PUNCH!
OTHER MONKEY SLURPS OFF the TAP!
The LAST MONKEY DIVES INTO the VAT!
WE JUST FUNKY and MONKEY AROUND!