"And seconds later, Jim Bob uttered his fateful last words: "Wow! My new 'Back-Scratch Fever' bath brush with optional binoculars arrived from Ted Nugent's 'World of Guns Mail Order Catalog'! Hey, I know...take a picture while I scrub my back with this thang!" "
"I thought it was groundhog day....and that I could get as embarrassed as possible without consequences. But then I found love in these binoculars....and damn that's hot...."
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