Caption This!

by HonkyTonkWoman Posted 2012/05/09 20:54:42

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Maru Akane Kiba 2012/05/09 21:32:39

+5
There was a sale on kids today for 0.99$ a pound. This was a steal!
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Margaret Jacobson 2012/06/12 18:16:04

floor mop ??

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Cat Man 2012/06/12 09:09:13

"Well, he was riding IN the shopping cart, but I didnt know he was there, when I flung that gigantic pack of Coca Cola and hit him in the head. Well, he'll come to. In the meantime I have shopping to do and he will take up the whole cart, so that's the only place where I can put him . I guess the kitty litter will have to go on top of him."

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Cat Man 2012/06/12 09:02:12

"Oh, I'm sorry! I didnt see him crouching by the fruit roll ups!"

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nofrills 2012/06/07 21:15:28

soda is badddd for your health...it knocks u doa!!

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nofrills 2012/06/07 21:14:06

the price of food cause him to go into 'shock mode'

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Margare... to nofrills 2012/06/12 18:17:22

I work in a grocery store and I SEE SHOCK MODE ALL THE TIME !!! I don't believe it either

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nofrills 2012/06/07 21:12:51

blame it on the caffein in the coke!

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nofrills 2012/06/07 21:12:21

he is not with me!

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Jim 2012/06/07 16:25:33

Meet Horace, the new floor manager.

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mealzizhere(: 2012/06/07 14:30:50

NO, I had NO Idea my grandson/arch enemy was under my cart!! His heads on the floor you say?? Hmm, how did he get there??

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Hirnungah Mancandy 2012/06/07 05:57:26

+1
'' I told you ; 'Don't marry that darn Sweeny Todd , he's gonna be trouble . But did you listen ...' ''.

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Nowonmai 2012/06/07 00:37:25 (edited)

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"It's amazing what you can find in the 'scratch and dent' aisle. Better hurry, there's only a few left."

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Lerro DeHazel 2012/06/07 00:31:36

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"Grandma, I read it twice for you, all ready. It says in big bold letters; THIS IS REALLY THE BOTTOM OF THE CART!"

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Susan 2012/06/06 22:45:23

+1
Newly patented headbrake!

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Duke----The Non Racist, Fun... 2012/05/11 02:19:45

+3
Now that we put him on the bottom rack, maybe we can get out of the store without paying for him like we did with the potatoes last week.

When we get home with him Betty, put him and the other meats up first, along with the milk, so he will not spoil.

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Nomad58 2012/05/10 20:03:59

+1
The Senior Citizen had no idea she had struck the young Pedestrian with her vehicle.

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cmdrbnd007 2012/05/10 19:12:50

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Sorry, Ma'am, just checking the alignment of these wheels.

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Conservatism Rules 2012/05/10 18:55:56

+3
Only in Wal Mart could you buy a child off the shelf.

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Dave**Gay for Girls** 2012/05/10 18:49:55

+1
Ethel didn't see the young man, as she rounded aisle 5, until it was to late!

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Foxylady 2012/05/10 18:48:36

+2
LOL now that is funny...

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Bothergirl 2012/05/10 18:34:11

+1
Wow! Walmart is selling children? I always wanted to have kids.

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Saphare-erahpaS 2012/05/10 18:18:17

+3
Maybe he needs root-beer instead of coke...(he had a tough night)

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Met 2012/05/10 17:59:04

+2
What do you mean i have to buy the 12 pack to get the discount? Who buys 12 fourteen year old boys?

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KingTez 2012/05/10 17:47:01

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Mom: Timmy! You still big to ride in the cart no matter where you sit.
Timmy: I like turtles.

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firelooker 2012/05/10 17:18:13

+1
I don't remember putting him in the cart.

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Steve 2012/05/10 17:14:44

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*Granny* "I should get a discount for sweeping the floors."

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Jeff Vader 2012/05/10 17:00:55

+1
Grandma says it's OK, little Stuart is just in his dark place.

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Catnip 2012/05/10 16:26:39

+1
When bad planking happens to good people!

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baxter 2012/05/10 15:45:34

+2
Thats a bit silly he could brake his neck

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2012/05/10 15:25:04

+3
No wonder he needs all that soda, he looks like hes passed out. Soda or coffee

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:50:04

+1
" NO GRANNY, YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM HOME, HE BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE."

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:49:01

+1
" STOCK BOY TO THE MEAT AISLE, FOR CLEAN UP"

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:47:16

+1
'GRAM, I TOLD YOU TO QUIT SPOILING HIM, KNOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE WENT AND DONE."

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:45:50

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"GRAM, HE IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE, WE NEED TO PUT THE POP DOWN THERE, SO WE CAN GET THE FOOD IN THE CART. NO I'M NOT GOING TO PUSH AROUND ANOTHER CART, HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO WALK JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!"

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:43:04

+1
GRANNY, I TRIED TO TELL YOU, "HE WONT FIT!"

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:42:22

+1
SALE ON AISLE THREE BUY ONE KID AND GET TWO FREE!

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/05/10 14:40:37

+1
ARE YOU SURE MOM, I THINK WE SHOULD PUT HIM BACK!

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Fenabarb 2012/05/10 14:34:41

+2
another case of cartnapping

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seadog6608PWCM 2012/05/10 14:28:30
George Zook 2012/05/10 13:43:59

+3
how do I tell her she has my cart?

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