So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming. http://anti-joke.com/anti-jok...
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f -n' car
And crashed that piece of s@#t and then stepped away"
Erg this Drink is Horrible
Get me Another One!!!
This is only milk!
Yeah! She dumped me, said I don't pay her any attention anymore, another round, Barkeep!
Keep 'em comin Barkeep, maybe I will forget the way home.
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f -n' car
And crashed that piece of s@#t and then stepped away"