CAPTION THIS ...

What? Sarsaparilla is root beer?! I want my money back.

LOLOL!!

"I believe I asked for a Manhattan? Excuse me?"

Is that puny little glass of milk all I get? Where is my food?

LOLOL :))

burtaender "hic" hey bartetneder "
gib mee tee milk martoonees :)

The regular Whiskers?

Kat Koffee w/ Kaluha ;)

Where is my whiskey chaser?

Hey there, I ordered a double large Irish Whiskey straight up and you bring me THIS!
What are you a moron or are you just stupid. This is not what I ordered!
Jameson Irish Whisky: double

What'd you put in my milk, some Vodca? >.< Ima kill you for that!! lol

looks like something my old cat Elvis would do :)

"Gimme three fingers of milk, Ma"

hey man did you wash your hands before you got me this drink?

"Hey barkeep, Milk for everybody, I'm in a good mood tonight!"

A cat walks into a bar and says ....

Everyone is always wanting to eat the pussy but when the pussy is hungry no one is around. What I got to do around here turn flips, what what what

"Is this the hair of the dog that bit me?"

You won't believe the kind of night I've had.

i need a drink

Hey! Barkeep, I ordered a Black Russian, not this cup of 'pee'!

Where's the rats tails , not peanuts!?

Hey... you forgot the mouse bitters in my drink!

There isn't any good tail in this place . . .f--king sausage fest

I asked for heavy cream! not whole milk!

6 bucks for this? I can buy a whole gallon at the store cheaper, and then I don't have to worry about drinking and driving.

"She got the whole litter. No visitation rights."

"She doesn't like guys who had 'the operation'...."

(Check it out man! That used to be one cool cat!)
["Used to be"?]
(Let's just say the neighbors didn't like the affection he gave their cats...and lost something at the vet's office.)

"I thought she was kidding when she said she was a bitch. I'm not into dogs."

"When that bartender gets closer, he's losing his face. I paid for more than just milk."

"Hands off my drink, or you'll get paws on yours."

"My nails haven't been trimmed in two years. By all means, come closer. I haven't sharpened them on flesh in a while either."

"My appendix was removed last month. That wasn't the only thing they removed."

"Wait...this isn't milk.... Kill the lights! I want no witnesses."

"That's gotta be the cutest kitten I've ever seen....wonder what she's in to...."

"Can I stand? Then I haven't had enough."

hahha rofl!!! cute cat though!

"You better just leave the bottle...those mice been gettin' on my nerves."

Uhhummmm...excuse me, but I ordered a milk with a tuna oil chaser.

Keep them coming...

*to the barman:
"Tonight im gonna drink, ok? when i say DRINK i mean something strong....>:C get me a cup of milk"

"What!? This cost 5 dollars, and this is all I get. You know what, f**k this. Where are you, you usless bartender.

I want a malted milk, light on the froth! And, hurry it up! I got a date in half an hour, and I don't even like her!

Drunk PhD Kitty: "Listen to this, listen to this! A neutron walks into a bar ...."