(man to the lion) Oh come on -- get up. Don't make me have to get rough.
(Lion to man) Uh huh -- we both know you're not going to do that - don't we.
I'm not moving till the cows come home.
The things i do under peer pressure.
or
I am off to get him put down... he ate my wife and children, but then he had to go and bite the Judge!
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A day in the life of a piss-taker.
'hey, YOU were the one who put that god damn leash on me. If you were expecting me to walk down the entire STREET your outa luck buster. the only thing you're going to get is down the freaking driveway.'
(Lion to man) Uh huh -- we both know you're not going to do that - don't we.
I'm not moving till the cows come home.
or
I am off to get him put down... he ate my wife and children, but then he had to go and bite the Judge!
or
A day in the life of a piss-taker.
Lion:prrrrrrrrrrrrrroarrrrrrrrr
LOL