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once im off this leash i will eat you

No caption, but the picture does relate to an experience of mine. Summer of '74, about 8AM on a Saturday morning, just finished a big bowl of weed driving along Soledad Canyon Road that runs from just South of Palmdale,California, through Acton, and down to LA. Just before you get to Tipi Hedren's ( Star of Hitchcock's "The Birds" ) exotic animal preserve, Shambala (http://www.shambala.org/),there is a bridge across a stream. There was a guy sitting on the guard rail. Not sooooo strange, right? Then I notice he has a couple of lengths of large chain in his hands. THEN I notice. on the ENDS of those chains, are a male lion and a Siberian tiger. Guess he was taking them out for a morning stroll. Anyway, being stoned and all and not really sure I had seen what I saw, I turned around at the entrance to the preserve to get another look, and sure enough, there they were. One of my coolest life experiences.

Can I lick your butt? I just ate a LIBERAL and I can't get the crappy taste out of my mouth!!

Waiting for Elsa who was Born Free without strings!!!

Lets see how many buses drive by....

Don't worry. I'm sure another republican will be along shortly.

Good Boy...... wont have to deal with those neighbors again.

my seeing eye dog is a little fluffy around the neck lately.

HEY BUDDY CAN YA SPARE A HUNDRED? ... NO? ... DID YOU SAY ...NO?

Stupidity on steroids

Charlie hated riding the bus with other people, so he figured out a way to get the bus all to himself.

(This message is copy & pasted from his Obituary)

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"I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the lion."

King of the Bus

The guy at the pet store said this suicide assistance lion is guaranteed!

I just have to poke the lion with this metal pipe a few times.

Quit lion around, ya breathing throw rug!

OR

Not a very long lion at the bus stop today.

Last week I was mugged at this bus stop. NO MORE!!

Look buddy , I don't care if that actor is waiting to be mauled and this is the most important scene in the movie. You've been livin' high off this lion for years and it's time you came up with some fresh gazelle for your star. And don't try any of your threats , either. I've got an observer to make sure no animals were harmed in the making of this film.

Your idea of "lunch wagon" might be this approaching Ice Cream Truck, while mine is the Impala or the Rabbit stopped at the light, but no damned Beetles!

A can of food should be pulling up anytime now.

The man who said he took his kitty for a walk wasn't lion!

ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

one more word out of you! and u'r a gonner!

OK, here she comes, That's her in the white shorts and Black top.

Dammit, Leo, I don't care HOW good the warm pavement feels on your balls! Get up!

Duh !I hope we`ll be allowed on the bus ?

who is walking who?

Because PitBulls Are For Sissys....!

Human I'm tooo Tired... It's piggy back time!!!

Holy crap. I turned my back for a minute and he ate my dog!

walk yourself old man, I'm pooped...

Easy boy. Be nice and come home with Daddy and I,ll make you your favorite dish.

Help! Lion lyin' on the ground.

ok now lay down....good boy! :D

I told you once and I told you twice!!..I am the king of the jungle..so beat it!

stop the nagging!!...don't need a hair cut!

!chill out.!..zee bodyguard ist here!

Just try insisting on a poop bag now!!