Imagine it's a small person has to dress as a leprechaun and humiliate himself to make a living. Now imagine he doesn't make enough to afford a car and has to take public transportation. Now imagine the 2000'th person of the day is taking a picture of the funny little man on the bus.
Okay sure, I'm making up a fairly detailed back-story. But still, there are probably a million similar stories you could imagine for this picture. And for any of them - we'd probably look angry too!! Just saying....
When I was a very young kid, we used to celebrate birthdays at an Irish Pub (Pizza Parlor and Bar) and they had a "leprechaun" who was always there playing the piano or making balloon animals for kids or just wandering around. He carried a 45 on his hip because of how many times drunks would grab him after work and see how far they could toss him. He eventually died from cirrhosis of the liver.
Happy thought of the day? Never mind. I'll just move along now...
Well shoot! I already moved out!! Dibs on the sofa.
As for distance, I don't think I've ever seen anyone toss a little person and I'm not feeling like I missed out on much. If I had to imagine how it went down, you've got a little person who probably weighs almost as much as anyone else and a bunch of fat drunk blowhards... I'm thinking they spun him once and knocked him backwards onto his butt.
His wife decided to stop it
She got her knife quick
And cut off his di*k
Then from her car she did lob it.
Okay sure, I'm making up a fairly detailed back-story. But still, there are probably a million similar stories you could imagine for this picture. And for any of them - we'd probably look angry too!! Just saying....
When I was a very young kid, we used to celebrate birthdays at an Irish Pub (Pizza Parlor and Bar) and they had a "leprechaun" who was always there playing the piano or making balloon animals for kids or just wandering around. He carried a 45 on his hip because of how many times drunks would grab him after work and see how far they could toss him. He eventually died from cirrhosis of the liver.
Happy thought of the day? Never mind. I'll just move along now...
As for distance, I don't think I've ever seen anyone toss a little person and I'm not feeling like I missed out on much. If I had to imagine how it went down, you've got a little person who probably weighs almost as much as anyone else and a bunch of fat drunk blowhards... I'm thinking they spun him once and knocked him backwards onto his butt.
I'll say 2 feet. Three, tops.