"Radio to the Pentagon. Tell them we have located President Obama's cat, the international military alert can be cancelled and that Navy Seal Team 6 can be sent back to Afghanistan!"
wait! be careful.....it might be a Muslim cat with a bomb in it!!!!.... or a christian cat trained to claw people to death that don't believe in the Bible.... !!!
I have only sweet natured kitties who wouldn't dream of scratching your eyes out...meow...
And if you see my little Ruby coming your way (pictured) ...well, she's just a lover who will probably roll over on her back to get her tummy rubbed...
DIDN'T YOU YELL, "HANDS UP?" I HAF NO HANDS,
SO MY TAIL SURRENDERS, NOT ENUFF???
B: I don't know let me touch it..
A: WAHH! It moved. D:
Now that would really make my day!
And if you see my little Ruby coming your way (pictured) ...well, she's just a lover who will probably roll over on her back to get her tummy rubbed...
cop 2: Hey! Shut up, and calm down ><