"Hold on; I have a stupid Earwig in my left ear, and hopefully my white cat is going to pull him out; at least, I sure hope so. He's trying to, anyway."
Yeah, that's a good point . . . I would hate like hell to have ten thousand Earwig Larvae chewing around inside my brain . . . But then, again, from the looks of her, maybe even one baby Earwig would starve to death because of lack of food.
It will be funny they will freak out they said.
Wow, it took that comment to make me realize how much of a pervert I am...