Canadian Comedian says "I Miss Clinton".
Monkeyvet
2012/09/08 01:02:54
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill
Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as
President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked
weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now?
Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the
government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the
nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he
thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had
one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the
only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
...
ya gotta love it!
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